tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52849774764017982312024-03-13T22:45:52.909-07:00Guilty PleasuresIrresistibly Decadent CakesGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-9981713635457920272011-04-12T13:03:00.000-07:002011-04-13T05:33:29.331-07:00Are You looking at my Blitz??<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj97v3jx3G6FvwOecXaXbwKplsvD5OThEP7QOE01zOQrxTxCGBBqTtXh6i0epkCbpafwpYbdl6PU9JqFRQKez7MX63QfxAom5Au0Xi7pGGMsCwjRrVbjnVMLviVJVTp_nsdLDfJFAkhZw_4/s1600/ration_book_cover.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="320" width="278" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj97v3jx3G6FvwOecXaXbwKplsvD5OThEP7QOE01zOQrxTxCGBBqTtXh6i0epkCbpafwpYbdl6PU9JqFRQKez7MX63QfxAom5Au0Xi7pGGMsCwjRrVbjnVMLviVJVTp_nsdLDfJFAkhZw_4/s320/ration_book_cover.jpg" /></a></div><br />
I really want to get us in the mood for this next post (and cake, for a change...) so get ready, here’s the science bit...<br />
Turn the volume up on your PC\Mac\iPad\chalk board etc., but not too loud, I want us to be able to have a civilised conversation after all. Think ‘classy rooftop terrace bar, playing "Ibiza Chillout" as we sip Sancerre’ volume and we should be fine...now right click on the link below and open the page in a new tab - no need to leave this page it should start all by itself....now you have exactly 2 minutes and 34 seconds to get through this or I’m breaking out the Vera Lynn, fair warning...<br />
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Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - The Puppini Sisters (who, by the way, are amazing)<br />
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Some of my very favourite words grouped together are "make whatever you like, I'm sure it will be gorgeous" - I don’t hear them very often but when I do I can barely contain my excitement. So as you can imagine I very nearly expired with glee when my gorgeous pal not only uttered the magic phrase but also added that the cake was for a 1940's themed affair and I was invited!! "Tally Ho" Indeed!<br />
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After my initial lindy hop for joy the terror set in…At first glance much of the 40's were really given over to fighting (on very large scales) bombing (even larger) and a severe lack of bananas. There is a lot more I would love to delve into here but a) we have so little time before the song ends and b) I would be reprimanded by all for being depressing and wartime misery obsessed. <br />
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With such an exciting decade to be given as a set off point I can honestly say my poor tiny mind was somewhat blown. So much going on but is Wartime really an appropriate theme for a celebratory cake? I guess that would depend on who wins. Well, in true GP spirit I set about hours of architectural, period and design research before the blackout curtains were drawn and the metaphorical searchlights flickered on. My extensive research* into Burlesque would win the day and lift this cake out of a depression and into the boudoir. *(Extensive Research may be broken down as follows….I have been drunk in Volupte many, many times. I follow the fabulously sexy Polly Rae on Twitter and I have – huge overflowing shelves of books covering every tassel shake from American Burlesque Queens of the 50's through Dita VT and everything and everyone imaginable in between – over qualified some may say…)<br />
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As you may recall from <a href="http://gpcakes.blogspot.com/2010/05/quils-mangent-de-la-brioche.html">http://gpcakes.blogspot.com/2010/05/quils-mangent-de-la-brioche.html</a><br />
what I lack in historical fact I am more than happy to invent, and what I don’t make up myself I learn from West End shows (OMG you guys , I’m like totally all set to take my Bar exam from what I've learnt at Legally Blonde)!! So whilst I am not suggesting my creation accurately depicts the horrors and devastation of wartime I do like to think it captures, if not the mood of a decade then certainly the mood of us Brits and our fighting spirit.<br />
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The "We Can Do It" poster gal became my muse and constant companion for this project although by the end of it I must have exhausted her as she wound up looking slightly more 'man in Amy Winehouse drag' than I had intended....! C'est La Vie. And speaking of France...(or speaking in French I should say...) I figured that too much bunting and stiff (steady) upper lips may be too much for a ripping 40's party - so this cake is very much a game of two halves. Concentrating on the "make do and mend" attitude of the period I wanted some of the cake to have an almost rough around the edges feel in muted, sepia tones but I wanted some real pizazz from somewhere, but where?? Whilst Londoners were picking bits of ceiling from their china tea cups and painting their legs with gravy browning, I imagine Chic Parisian’s sipping champagne and falling in love as they stroke their nylon covered thighs, ah l'amour. So turning the cake around we are greeted with an explosion of colour, glamour and of course the obligatory tassel or two.<br />
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The party itself was a spiffing success with some fabulously un wartime pairings. Whilst standing with three members of the "French Resistance" I spotted Hitler chatting with a slightly un-pc (and disturbing) "Golly"! Anyway to protect the innocent I won’t show you the photos - just feast your eyes on the edible.....<br />
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And now it’s onto the next...........I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently well time travelled! xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-450914219716656112011-04-05T12:53:00.000-07:002011-04-09T09:45:22.749-07:00"Box"ing Contest<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic-ah9FK6z8OWLLmHE4eqm_CK2qh8TMji3Ettgt_17QI0XRwNo-R4Ql_8wJB2IOzPzFiQWYTtmuiUU8MTVtzxHqAyqbF_wgWOWjZZ2RtaP-1FLU6hq4tnDWcG7NK-FWp3Ge5YiMm0r9Hiu/s1600/CakeClub.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="205" width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic-ah9FK6z8OWLLmHE4eqm_CK2qh8TMji3Ettgt_17QI0XRwNo-R4Ql_8wJB2IOzPzFiQWYTtmuiUU8MTVtzxHqAyqbF_wgWOWjZZ2RtaP-1FLU6hq4tnDWcG7NK-FWp3Ge5YiMm0r9Hiu/s320/CakeClub.jpg" /></a></div><br />
They say that a little competition is healthy and a great way to ensure that our ideas (and lives no doubt) do not stagnate...I couldn’t agree less! Seriously, how would feelings of inadequacy, general failure and overwhelming stress be healthy? I am so terrible at rivalry that if challenged on someone else’s terms I would simply have to move out of the area, maybe even leave the country! After all, it was not too many years ago that a simple competition to win the heart, affections and possibly a peek at the ankle of a certain young lady could quickly descend to a gloved slap across the cheek, pistols at dawn and almost certainly a few holes in the losers billowing shirt (possibly even the looser himself)! This, as I'm sure you can appreciate, is hardly for me; can you imagine me being awake before 8.30 much less stood on a misty field with a pistol in my hand at dawn!<br />
Thankfully, these days the closest many of us come to serious duelling is "Regionals" but we all know that New Directions will eventually win over Vocal Adrenaline so it’s hardly worth getting upset over.<br />
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I say "many of us" but I myself have recently been embroiled in a bitter 'fight to the death' style tussle and it’s all Peggy Porschens fault! <br />
The second my (still, thankfully) very good friend and I spotted Peggy’s glorious Tiffany Style boxes (yes, hence the title....) in her equally glorious "Romantic Cakes" book, we were hooked! Falling completely head over heels for these sugarpaste cubes brought out the ruthless competitive streak in both of us. The game was well and truly on, the first to complete the frankly Krypton Factor-esque task would be the winner of untold riches and unending praise. So with the required Christmas Green, Baby Blue and heads full of ideas we rushed to our respective test kitchens full of fire and just a touch of cocky swagger, in the hope of emerging victorious.<br />
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Our weekly conversations were Tiffany focussed for many, many - oh dear many weeks. Both half-heartedly starting and giving up on a never-ending cycle. My friend came very close...but much like the real Tiffany, our ideas of sugary blue boxes ran straight into the path of a car driven by Frank Butcher - never to be spoken of again...<br />
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However, January brought an exciting phone call and a request for a beautiful birthday cake. We bounced ideas back and forth and decided that a stack of gifts would be perfect for the young lady in question. Immediately I saw my chance! What else would be more fitting to top off this cake...of course, it’s the Tiffany box! So I dusted off my "Musicality" by Martine McCutcheon cd, cranked up the volume and got to work with the now if not famous, certainly the most talked about colours in the Cake World; Baby Blue and Christmas Green.<br />
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Now as I said earlier, I am not one for competition - it can bring out the worst in people (imagine how many couples divorce after losing at "just one more lap" on Mario Cart - it’s probably thousands or at the very least, one) and I would never gloat over a victory so allow me to simply (and with minimum fuss) present you with the finished cake....<br />
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But maybe you would be kind enough to allow a little whisper.... <i>I won </i> ;o)<br />
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And now it’s onto the next...........I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadent<strike>ly wicked </strike> winner......Guilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-63187477290852969052011-03-10T13:21:00.000-08:002011-03-12T04:34:57.206-08:00Does Your Mother Know That Your Out....?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKq3wO-vjUJmYJzEg3HXk6kwDMRsO1xibNFA1almmB6z9rjjlCMs2a3k-8UOZUzsebQoT7V2ypIlmEGSSbOxKvOXV6lfR1g9ut_yZAaRTZ7qG0y2e8RN0EO7ZRUlGbq2V2BGaYba-mJzap/s1600/Tour+Bus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="168" width="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKq3wO-vjUJmYJzEg3HXk6kwDMRsO1xibNFA1almmB6z9rjjlCMs2a3k-8UOZUzsebQoT7V2ypIlmEGSSbOxKvOXV6lfR1g9ut_yZAaRTZ7qG0y2e8RN0EO7ZRUlGbq2V2BGaYba-mJzap/s320/Tour+Bus.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Finally, three months into the year and the Guilty Pleasures Theatre Tour Bus spluttered into action, kicking out sequins, streamers and glitter like a low rent Priscilla; Destination - Mamma Mia!<br />
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Whilst the GP bus is purely a figment of our collective imagination (I don’t have the licence, correct footwear or the required alcohol free bloodstream - to be in charge of a real bus) but this doesn’t make the experience any less extravagant, the seats are always comfortable and the bubbles always chilled. (And just to ensure sure we are all on the same page, my bus is purple...)<br />
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Our first stop of the evening, like all good bus tours, was for refreshments and powdering of noses. Now since we were several miles from the Dartford Services Little Chef (and of course, we were not on an actual bus...) we opted for what is thankfully a gloriously un-touristy restaurant situated in the heart of Leicester Square. The aptly named Leicester Square Restaurant and Bar can be found in the elegant Radisson Edwardian Hotel tucked into the corner of the square. This sleek hideaway was perfect for relaxing pre show and après pungent tube ride, where we could sit back in our armchairs taking a few well-earned sips of Sancerre. And, for a change, it wasn’t all about the wine....the organically farmed Scottish salmon with creamed leeks and crushed potatoes was "to die for" as was the an fried sea bass with smoked salmon Risotto, herb oil and cream (not that I ate both before you start thinking I've doubled in size since my "Feeling the Burn" post)!<br />
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So revving the engines once more, after a small ticketing mishap, we rush to our seats in the nick of time (I'm told there is nothing like a Stressed Geoff at 19.26 on a Theatre Night). If John Barrowman had to describe the seats I procured he would simply say "Fantastic, Fantastic, Fantastic" as did we all - but this is just the kind of excellent standard you should expect from a GP Tour...<br />
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I was a little worried about seeing the show again after scowling my way through the 2008 movie starring the usually wonderful Meryl Streep. Not that I <i>hated</i> it but...(Ok I am well aware that I am in the minority and it’s certainly not as dreadful as the POTO movie). However; and I believe this about almost any live event/performance, when you are faced with an awesome cast putting their soul into their work mere inches from your seat I fail to see how you wouldn’t be transported, uplifted and taken on the emotional journey. The entire cast were fantastic but I feel a special mention should go to the actress who played Donna, Melissa Jacques.(The role is alternated with Linzi Hateley). What an amazing performance!! We were all completely thrilled with the humour, talent and zhuzh that she brought to the character.<br />
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Being quite a mixed group I was very glad to note that Mamma Mia has something for everyone, a lot of Abba for the queens (and ladies of a certain age). An extremely foxy (and not unlike a young Joan Collins) Lorraine Chappell as the man eating Tanya, for Mr B. and plenty of semi naked guys in neoprene (proving that it’s not just fries and Coke that can be "Supersized") – again, mainly for the queens and ladies <strike>of a certain age....<br />
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Oh and for the more energetic (we were) loads of dancing in the aisles for the finale. For those final ten minutes it didn’t matter who, what or why we were all simply "Dancing Queens".<br />
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The night was extravagantly rounded off in one of my favourite haunts, The Hampshire (see previous post....) <br />
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The mood in the H was, as always, relaxed warm and witty, even if the Pinot did have a rather perplexing aroma of foamy bananas.<br />
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And now it’s onto the next...........I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently <strike>wicked</strike> theatrical ;o) xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-51784839851775328432011-02-28T13:28:00.000-08:002011-04-13T05:24:20.534-07:00Cheeky Cheeky....!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0fqnCYYsr-T5udaRRzNJFviKf-iuBoPF3mhCtHTC5HeQlA8XYjj4xcXRVkE5uUiTgOnj5g2wUp6UYnlUml4kmSNtaqwAvR_ajyy-1rTt9ucHHz7xaVNJW_4yaJ0mc6Nw3k4UkXGHSHWmW/s1600/Cheeky.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="320" width="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0fqnCYYsr-T5udaRRzNJFviKf-iuBoPF3mhCtHTC5HeQlA8XYjj4xcXRVkE5uUiTgOnj5g2wUp6UYnlUml4kmSNtaqwAvR_ajyy-1rTt9ucHHz7xaVNJW_4yaJ0mc6Nw3k4UkXGHSHWmW/s320/Cheeky.jpg" /></a></div><br />
The British are widely mocked for their reserved natures and stiff upper lips, especially by our more liberated European cousins and never more so than when it comes to "l'amour". Ha! Little do they know what goes on behind closed doors! Whilst the Belgians are straightening their cucumbers, the French are passionately cremé-ing their Anglais and the Italians are "Doing It Better", we are invariably (as the News of the World would have us believe) stuffing our mouths with oranges and being spanked by an overweight couple from Wigan whilst "dogging" on the M6.<br />
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Now, as I’m sure you can imagine, we at Guilty Pleasures like things a little more risqué than risky (and very very much less revolting...) and as such believe in a much simpler time, a time when it was all about what was hidden behind a fan, feather or tassel and not what was shoved, bounced or slapped surgically, into your face through your 3D TV or monitor.<br />
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I was lucky enough to have been brought up on a diet of Benny Hill, Kenny Everett and Carry On films so I worry for today’s kids. In the Age of Instant Gratification, they don’t have to wait until Saturday to buy their Kylie cassettes from the town and they certainly don’t have to tape their favourite tracks from the Sunday afternoon Chart Show. Everything and anything they need can be found online and so there is no innocence and very little "Cheeky" these days, it's all hard-core Hentai midget porn and ITunes for today’s youngsters! They don’t read Just 17 and practice kissing on the back of their hand, in fact they are barely 17 and they practice a lot more than kissing....on each other! I cannot imagine what the kids on my street would make of Benny Hill and I wholeheartedly expect they would describe Kenny's fooling’s dressed as Cupid Stunt, as a bit "battyboy". That said, I could easily spend a rainy Sunday afternoon eating cupcakes and watching Babs expertly fling off a brazier or fire off a minxy giggle but maybe even I would find Ben & Ken slightly odd by today’s standards. <br />
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And so, to the point! The Brits like all great sexually repressed nationalities were masters of the naughty, the "tongue in cheek" if you pardon the blatant innuendo. Growing up, as I did very close to the South Seas (ok that sounds all very South Pacific doesn’t it? Maybe it’s closer to the truth if we just say Southsea....) life was all candyfloss; kiss me quick hats and Seaside Sauciness - in the form of postcards rather than sailors I should add!<br />
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A friend had asked me to create a cake that she could take to a celebration at the beach last September. Now at that time we were still basking in the 4 minutes of sun that our summers allow and it got me thinking back to my youth and giggling at the large breasted "dolly birds" and skinny little guys on the postcards we used to receive and send to our friends. I remembered the vibrant colours and bawdy humour and desperately wanted to transfer the feeling to the cake.<br />
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Luckily, this lovely lady always gives me a free reign to design anything I desire and thankfully, she is not so easily offended! (Check back soon as I have been re-commissioned for a Line Dancing Extravaganza and I've been told I can make the chest as big as I like!!) <br />
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So here is the Seaside Sauciness cake in all its bawdy, rock sucking glory!<br />
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And remember boys and girls in the words of the Transylvanian ambassadors to excellent pop tunes...<br />
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"Come and smile, don't be shy<br />
Touch my bum, this is life<br />
Cheeky Cheeky<br />
We are the cheeky girls<br />
We are the cheeky girls<br />
You are the cheeky boys<br />
You are the cheeky boys<br />
Cheeky Cheeky"<br />
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And now it’s onto the next...........I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently <strike>wicked</strike> cheeky ;o) xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-68692183456782645212011-02-20T09:03:00.000-08:002011-02-28T11:31:30.197-08:00Feeling The Burn.....Having grown up with a figure that Posh Spice and Skeletor would kill for; I have never felt the need to jump on the fad diet bandwagon (although I did have to be rather careful during severe gusts of wind and whilst walking over cattle grids)! Those were the days, thinking I could stuff myself until the ends of time with Sara Lee frozen chocolate gateaux and RingPops. But our crazy youthful decisions always come back to haunt us and as time has crept steadily onwards, I’ve been growing steadily outwards.<br />
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Summer and Streisand once said, "Enough is Enough", and taking their harmonius advice, a friend and I ceremoniously dumped our Sara Lees, spent a fortune in Lillywhites and joined the local gym. Now this all seemed great at first, a real honeymoon period for us all but after a few bad episodes involving a yoga teacher who was clearly basing her classes on Victoria Wood basing a sketch on a Hippy Commune pretending to be trees - we, like 80% of people who join Gyms, stopped attending. We didn’t call, we didn’t write and we certainly did not "Poke" the gym. Our beautiful relationship was over. It was dead to us... (Well I should say dead to me really, my friend did allegedly continue in the mornings but since I wouldn’t get out of bed before 8.30, I really have no proof).<br />
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During my period of relative inactivity, (unless you count <i>paying for the gym</i> as similar to <i>going to the gym</i>...) my neighbour invited me to try her PowerPlate. Now these machines are essentially a vibrating platform, originally designed to stop astronaut’s muscle mass wasting away whilst in space. However, after three organ-dislodging, eye shaking and headache inducing minutes I confirm I shall not be exploring space or indeed the PowerPlate section of the gym any time soon. This is something I will not be attempting again until there is a Sancerre holder attached to avoid accidental spillage and or electrocution. Meanwhile my neighbour is happily bouncing pennies of her stomach and is discovering that her old clothes fit better than ever.<br />
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Like the rest of the nation, January saw the return of us, to the gym and although we are only 2 months in to the New Year, I am loving it!! The great news is in just 2 months’ time a brand new exercise plan will be sweeping the county, hot from the US. "Booooorrrring" I hear you say, but no. You have never been so wrong (I have but that another story and I'm conscious that I’ve taken a lot of your time already..!) <br />
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For the past 11 Years Willpower and Grace Training has been taking the USA by storm and is a fantastic fusion of postures (a la Yoga and mat work Pilates) with a barefoot cardio workout. Speaking of barefoot last week I had quite an embarrassing gym kit incident (don’t worry this isn’t a "do it in your vest and pants" story.....) So I'm all changed for Pilates and having a good root* around in my bag for my second trainer. <br />
* For the benefit of my Australian readers please replace the word "Root" with "Look" as I promise I was most certainly "looking" in my bag and not doing anything potentially illegal in a public place).<br />
Unfortunately, it appears that my Nemesis has been hard at work once more. Taking time out from her "sinister plan to foil Gotham City" Twiglet seems to have rooted (yes she may have, either way...) through my bag and ran off with my shoe (possibly using it for her Body Pump/Body Attack Class with Charlie).<br />
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So I'm left like an Edwardian prize fighter to walk from the changing room to the studio in my Italian Leather work shoes. Now not having a camera at that exact moment was a real shame, as my friend will testify. However as she enjoyed it so much I have re-created my gym look for that day with the help of a passing chicken.<br />
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Ok? Finished sniggering? Back to Wp&G then, so what’s the best part? Well our American cousins have dubbed this Will & Grace Training so COUNT ME IN!! As this is not set to hit our studio until April 2011, I have taken the liberty of preparing a mock-up of how the class will no doubt look....<br />
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So, if like me, you have had too many cakes, or been a little bit overindulgent licking the bowl (you know who you are...) then you are quite welcome to join me - just make sure you have appropriate footwear!<br />
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And now it’s onto the next...........I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-83025889562945209882011-02-07T12:45:00.000-08:002011-02-10T05:39:47.747-08:00So Long, Farewell...!Ok Guys, put down the streamers, step away from the balloons and re-freeze the prawn vol-Au-vents....<em>I'm</em> not going anywhere! However as previously mentioned, our very good friend Rosario is gracefully retiring to her beautiful Miami Condo (I believe she will be 2 doors down from Dexter...) for some much needed R&R.<br />So Rosario's final hurrah? A 72 cupcake explosion in black and pink with lashings of glitter, sequins and marabou (yes Elton, I am available for your next wedding). The rather excitingly named RosarioPro made her fabulous debut (and fond farewell) at a recent 40th birthday and now bows out in style.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmC2QzxfQncEIUmbPOrAGV5eYZklHtnaCRSp2Q0oO4c-c4Wyz4jwH7BqjgLWzbet0b3R-AYz3jO-OZaLgQHa1vM2sCXQdQZCwx3gAtUuJ71vh8eEnFP4beYrpx5_AlosYX_yPnYJLbhUwS/s1600/RosarioPro1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 174px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmC2QzxfQncEIUmbPOrAGV5eYZklHtnaCRSp2Q0oO4c-c4Wyz4jwH7BqjgLWzbet0b3R-AYz3jO-OZaLgQHa1vM2sCXQdQZCwx3gAtUuJ71vh8eEnFP4beYrpx5_AlosYX_yPnYJLbhUwS/s320/RosarioPro1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571055820124110834" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-uEKnYRUZCPDzJQ06Z0FMUBBoEdRY7l9TQFCIFSQ3sVo-c08bTe8Ue50GRCwD5zhqbOZB02OJI69yGZYJy7h967JS9SNzowDI6Tq6VvJNWJ_gS-byy45LokanmgrZyNhHXIA3tW_j7e03/s1600/Rosario3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 224px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-uEKnYRUZCPDzJQ06Z0FMUBBoEdRY7l9TQFCIFSQ3sVo-c08bTe8Ue50GRCwD5zhqbOZB02OJI69yGZYJy7h967JS9SNzowDI6Tq6VvJNWJ_gS-byy45LokanmgrZyNhHXIA3tW_j7e03/s400/Rosario3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571066090460716594" /></a><br /><br />Speaking of elegant retirements I am put in mind of a my friend who recently retired from our office. This particular friend was "lucky" enough to be shown every creation that I struggled into the office with and we always had such fun chuckling at the prudish City Types who were "shocked and offended" at some of the more lets say revealing cakes.<br /><br />I thought it may be a nice surprise to make something for her to remember me by and figuring that a life sized bust of me sculpted in finest marble may be prohibitively expensive (and rather heavy to bring on the bus), I opted for the cake option. <br />Its sometimes difficult to picture which direction I want to take a design, often I can end up with too much information about a client (which is stored for future blackmailing purposes, in case you were interested) and sometimes too little. In this case I had so much that I wanted to include its was difficult to know where to start - but one thing kept coming back to me. My friend is lucky enough to have a home in Turkey and although I have never visited I am quite sure that she has a pool and as we all know, it would be impossible if not a completely against every decadence, to have a pool without a pool boy (potentially in a thong...). In fact I'm pretty sure it would be against the law to have one without the other.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCmIxK62yBHM8eriXtCLyDyXtKAIOdE0UahRqNEeCGUGTYB1OLJo9SuOH2J11w6GqSsZZEGxR6fIQAyE3RUICKYWLzsor5caf9R7lfm4WGRIdAO3j-rL3En_WzcUGKjrpXxdulAkdfzhkM/s1600/poolboy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 301px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCmIxK62yBHM8eriXtCLyDyXtKAIOdE0UahRqNEeCGUGTYB1OLJo9SuOH2J11w6GqSsZZEGxR6fIQAyE3RUICKYWLzsor5caf9R7lfm4WGRIdAO3j-rL3En_WzcUGKjrpXxdulAkdfzhkM/s320/poolboy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571054962464244466" /></a><br /><br />Anyway, with images of pool boys making the very small circuit around my brain I got to thinking (its a wonder I hadn't passed out by this point) how to bring this idea altogether. Now I know my geography can be fairly shaky but I am fully aware that Greece is not in Turkey, however I kept picturing the stage of Mamma Mia as a surround for the pool - its a very simple design but just so effective I was desperate to use it. Mamma Mia being set on a Greek Island and not at my friends house in Turkey did not phase me one bit!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-31inenAo8gZIADRLcMBs0aoKPQWM1PaDGSJqj9NGMRC5r17gOSudIbjW7DpPhsrkmHddCxlrO9LKuSdkG5SVNSm4RY_u_y5TTTzxP-cFCwm80zpwAw8tQseiToYjQRSxqcTABZ-qZP9T/s1600/theatre_5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 301px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-31inenAo8gZIADRLcMBs0aoKPQWM1PaDGSJqj9NGMRC5r17gOSudIbjW7DpPhsrkmHddCxlrO9LKuSdkG5SVNSm4RY_u_y5TTTzxP-cFCwm80zpwAw8tQseiToYjQRSxqcTABZ-qZP9T/s400/theatre_5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571057242482397026" /></a><br /><br />So with the pool (+boy) and tiling sorted it was time to bring in our friend. Now as she had worked on our reception for so long I guessed she would miss it once she left. The solution? An icing replica of our front lobby! Since this is a retirement cake I decided to replace the uncomfortable chair with some luxurious Turkish cushions - if you cant have luxury when you leave work when can you?!! <br /><br />Some of the more observant among you may notice the distinct lack of PoolBoy on the cake - however if you look closer you will see that it is not a slice of Dominoes Pepperoni Hot n Spicy floating in the crystal waters.....its the elusive pool boys thong (of course..). It would appear that whilst executing a triple spin dive (or some such sporting term) he has hit the water with such speed (aerodynamically waxed chest) that his uniform has flown clean off - whilst our friend keeps watch (for health and safety purposes, of course).<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitiVMIB3eeTfocmMZLAahuf7FEtWq641Usa4gVvqTrFBCdRod_gw1Kh0mApUflSdEwnvYAInPijNMufMtkEbjSx5Uti3V6O2vn_oztcuCTHaIWvMQ5QIpXdHRxZl3qhYIEyFeW3Cc1yT2T/s1600/Turkey1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 328px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitiVMIB3eeTfocmMZLAahuf7FEtWq641Usa4gVvqTrFBCdRod_gw1Kh0mApUflSdEwnvYAInPijNMufMtkEbjSx5Uti3V6O2vn_oztcuCTHaIWvMQ5QIpXdHRxZl3qhYIEyFeW3Cc1yT2T/s400/Turkey1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571052479193189458" /></a><br /><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-57456379805951936252011-01-28T05:39:00.000-08:002011-02-10T05:38:40.008-08:00Sleepless (4781.61 miles Out Of) SeattleNow I don't remember a great deal about the movie (in fact so much brain killing booze has passed my lips since 1993* that I cant remember if I have even seen it all the way through) but I'm pretty sure that Meg Ryan wasn't stamping around her office barking at everyone who says good morning. Now <em>THAT</em> is just one of the differences between me and Meg this week....<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyK5tiaUwizfyjUWX6Jyc3wCTJYBzmY5bQ7IhLq5iA-sgfsvdE253N_a_f9tcpxWqe8GibMf7b-VuAdV87XkurBQxChOSHf1st53ZHrylLaDq1gXzD1Ep-MU2YtUnjvgYd5kfpmXUxJqeP/s1600/sleepless.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyK5tiaUwizfyjUWX6Jyc3wCTJYBzmY5bQ7IhLq5iA-sgfsvdE253N_a_f9tcpxWqe8GibMf7b-VuAdV87XkurBQxChOSHf1st53ZHrylLaDq1gXzD1Ep-MU2YtUnjvgYd5kfpmXUxJqeP/s320/sleepless.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567636693374485122" /></a><br /><br />(*I should point out, mainly for any mothers in the audience today, that I wasn't actually drinking in 1993....)<br /><br />I adore sleep, its completely marvelous and entirely decadent, especially if you don't have children and can snooze as long as you want without having to get up and put CBeebies on. Unfortunately for me an uninterrupted sleep is a thing of what feels like the very distant past - in fact the idea is practically prehistoric (although if I am being uncharacteristically free from exaggeration I probably should just say..the week before Christmas 2010). <br />After seeing many movies and shows alerting me to the dangers of inviting guests into your home, think True Blood, Twilight, Supernatural, Let the Right One In.....and on and on....it appears that I have been tricked (and not for the first time) by the naughty (and potentially maleficent) masquerading as the cute and charming.<br />Although the following picture of my new nemesis shows her in an adorably sassy mood , I do implore you not to be taken in. She can be rather like Gizmo so I suggest that no-one feeds her after midnight and for goodness sake don't get her wet....<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7erJ1rZEYC40yZdBrKDlMgNlcP9aeCdJ17vcfmvdJkLB4CRlnBadg84CGXS8xCGkGUf4Wz-opF8s5Umfx1qFDuozAs8qzstwh9WsGyetPs3dXEor1SmStqCK8AJytnK3lJRm37DqKHNkI/s1600/Twiglet_14.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7erJ1rZEYC40yZdBrKDlMgNlcP9aeCdJ17vcfmvdJkLB4CRlnBadg84CGXS8xCGkGUf4Wz-opF8s5Umfx1qFDuozAs8qzstwh9WsGyetPs3dXEor1SmStqCK8AJytnK3lJRm37DqKHNkI/s320/Twiglet_14.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567617619297410274" /></a><br /><br />Kittens (and mine in particular) are known to be playful, that's fine, I understand. Its all part of the fun but tell me this - how would you feel waking up almost every hour on the hour and being confronted with Twiglets alter ego? Its terrifying I assure you............<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5DEcWO2kGIVENeKFl_ZkJoorjfKJ-nm1U90p-ujGMR4HBSHEsjng6pEZ71p3xJkrLtHedCECLNqMwNtjFLD0FH63deKBkipphQhFOetwNAyifFFDzHDjPQtV20cf2mkLWXoS24d652gq6/s1600/Joker.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5DEcWO2kGIVENeKFl_ZkJoorjfKJ-nm1U90p-ujGMR4HBSHEsjng6pEZ71p3xJkrLtHedCECLNqMwNtjFLD0FH63deKBkipphQhFOetwNAyifFFDzHDjPQtV20cf2mkLWXoS24d652gq6/s320/Joker.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567616878896976162" /></a><br /><br />Ok Ok so she is not as scary as a camp 70's villain, Ka-Pow, BAM! etc...in fact she can (at times) be the sweetest thing on Earth (even if she does smell of Marmite...) But I did warn you, I'm moody through sleep deprivation!!<br /><br />So whilst I have been cranky and moments away from dribbling onto my keyboard I heard about someone else with their own brand of sleep anomaly! I was asked to prepare a cake for someones 50th as a cheeky snapshot of her life. It appears that this lady is so exhausted from teaching little ones at school all day that invariably come 9pm (regardless of guests) she can be found, sound asleep on the sofa. I tried to stick with relaxing blues and neutral colours with this design in an attempt to relax myself and also to bring the focal point to Bec drifting off in her evening gown having kicked off her Louboutins for the day. For those interested in such things the Louboutins are a nod to a cake I made for her family member last year.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43980311@N02/4042712223/in/set-72157622660360658/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/43980311@N02/4042712223/in/set-72157622660360658/</a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6DzPXQr4HZAauS6pcrmbLE64L_9rxvYLGV0ZBE90ImgpqpbwkuuHl-8fW_iVn3z6VHdJBxc1rC1bAy-icZSR5xbSS5RDcc_cwiF07L2WpR8N8GuqtI0oTwt8ATHla2J_rGpUsTjS3UqM2/s1600/Sleeping1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 371px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6DzPXQr4HZAauS6pcrmbLE64L_9rxvYLGV0ZBE90ImgpqpbwkuuHl-8fW_iVn3z6VHdJBxc1rC1bAy-icZSR5xbSS5RDcc_cwiF07L2WpR8N8GuqtI0oTwt8ATHla2J_rGpUsTjS3UqM2/s400/Sleeping1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567632236815600626" /></a><br /><br />So spare a thought for those of us desperately counting sheep or merely cowering under the covers as a savage Twiglet beats you across the head (and most likely formulates a terrible and heart stopping plan to bring down Batman and all residents of Gotham City).<br /><br />And please do not even get me started on the ghosts that live in my wall, I have not been so scared since Mr Pipes revealed himself in 1992 and Sarah Greene ended up trapped in the cupboard under the stairs!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTtmft7uh3GnQxyeHoBtnlIcgL41C2KA0oZ1dIZhuOcuOfBrOI-FbFNjyqyBPRiiLcdqMF48vi3-Px5CFSvYrgyO_QjaG2YDH9WfQ8dEE7F15-U1fytyHro08srYROaWsUAmI1nzH1LW1W/s1600/pipes4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTtmft7uh3GnQxyeHoBtnlIcgL41C2KA0oZ1dIZhuOcuOfBrOI-FbFNjyqyBPRiiLcdqMF48vi3-Px5CFSvYrgyO_QjaG2YDH9WfQ8dEE7F15-U1fytyHro08srYROaWsUAmI1nzH1LW1W/s320/pipes4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567624120347067794" /></a><br /><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no <strong><em>SLEEP</em></strong> for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-48689588246054915842011-01-22T09:39:00.000-08:002011-01-29T04:47:39.226-08:00Mamma MimiEleven days ago I rocked the Twitter community with a crashing bombshell....Mimi Grace was shutting up shop and would no longer be the spearhead for finding fashion and beauty secrets in The City - we would, once more have to return to Carrie Bradshaw with our tails between our legs and offer up our Jimmy's as an apologetic sacrifice.<br /><br />(I say "rocked" but of course, I am only influential in my mind)!<br /><br />Never the less it was in fact a bittersweet day for GP Cakes, I may have said goodbye to Mimi Grace but Britney's new single "Hold It Against Me" was released - you see, its like my rather technically minded mother once said - "when a blogging door closes an itunes window opens" and you cant say fairer than that.<br />I read that Brit could be facing a potential lawsuit for this latest single having similarities to The Bellamy Brothers '79 hit "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me". Having danced around the GP kitchen to Britney's song all week I don't see many myself, just a throwback to Shattered Glass from her Circus album - well, enough of my stunning music nouse - this is not Mastermind after all. (Whilst editing I checked the word nouse in Google - I assure you I use it here in place of the word knowledge. However for any readers in Portland, Oregon -its really not what you think)!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHgyD99Df6kmxfpyVa4dVa_OV1d7mdw0W8_5E3PpRmmU6AP9IsygzhSeX5jw3UdsNsJUjN2xrDzkRxE9xdtwLAK_j80nxDiaCZKX_SOgsITCILJFz5s_uMK8SNfPjqQAjFvpTtDuqpWTMY/s1600/mimi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 67px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHgyD99Df6kmxfpyVa4dVa_OV1d7mdw0W8_5E3PpRmmU6AP9IsygzhSeX5jw3UdsNsJUjN2xrDzkRxE9xdtwLAK_j80nxDiaCZKX_SOgsITCILJFz5s_uMK8SNfPjqQAjFvpTtDuqpWTMY/s400/mimi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565090159569956882" /></a><br /><br />So, I'm half out the door with Jimmy's in hand (and just to be clear Jimmy Choos for gents are really nice if anyone does have some spare cash to throw at me....) when I bump into MG and discover that after a little soul searching she is throwing open the doors to her fashionista life once again - so if you can tear yourself away from my musings for a second (I know, its going to be tough but I will wait for you...) then mooch over to her place and look around. Just don't take too long or Ill be drunk by the time you return..........<br /><br /><a href="http://mimigracemakeupandbeauty.blogspot.com/">www.http://mimigracemakeupandbeauty.blogspot.com/</a><br /><br />OK so are you left wondering where this is going? Whats this got to do with Mamma Mia? Are we faced with another year of blogs about cakes where cakes are hardly mentioned? Well maybe, but for now just try and stick with it....<br /><br />Its hardly a secret that after myself Mimi G is one of my biggest fans and surprisingly, for someone so fashion dedicated (she often turns up to the office as if she sashayed off a Paris catwalk) is a massive fan of my chocolate cupcakes - which as you know I now like to refer to as Rosario's (see previous).<br />This week saw the birthday of Mimi's mum (hence Mamma Mimi, lame aren't I?) and I was asked if I could rustle up some gorgeous chocolate cupcakes to mark the occasion. As you can imagine I spent several sleepless nights wondering if I would become typecast as "the guy who only makes chocolate cupcakes with roses on them" much in the same way that I imagine Danny Dyer worries people will only see him playing gritty East End gangsters or hoodlums and Daniel Radcliffe tosses and turns hoping that he wont only be remembered for waving his wand about...........<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhn02oOwelJDOfFqDHIwKl8_PDFXxoAoiFJok9V0dawHqpL-bnhm4qRlMBJEq2NsQP3C4Xqfz26dAcNzGvGGm0jTt1ok6tWvfoX4qjxVpYdjHVNQHdWz9GBS-uR34EGsyaciyhlIpHTLvvt/s1600/Equus.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhn02oOwelJDOfFqDHIwKl8_PDFXxoAoiFJok9V0dawHqpL-bnhm4qRlMBJEq2NsQP3C4Xqfz26dAcNzGvGGm0jTt1ok6tWvfoX4qjxVpYdjHVNQHdWz9GBS-uR34EGsyaciyhlIpHTLvvt/s320/Equus.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565083127507119906" /></a><br /><br />Whilst shrugging off my casting worries with "the lads" I had a flash (really no pun intended) of inspiration. I wouldn't simply recreate the Rosario I would re brand it!! <br />Behold, my beauties I would like to present iRosario 3.0.....*<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbe-hR6ppggydLqR-v-f7E9j8RAIAOb3IWP_r_dkRPBVdCIDgt1Ip_nkCj3j5Q_0Dp1pnXFy6tyCSz75N84AIBkB_lgHP0vRcZl2mVMhfJZdSWf_dP8MPdT969ghkiSOy4GtuM4cHhr1NH/s1600/Rosario+3.0+%25281%2529.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 201px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbe-hR6ppggydLqR-v-f7E9j8RAIAOb3IWP_r_dkRPBVdCIDgt1Ip_nkCj3j5Q_0Dp1pnXFy6tyCSz75N84AIBkB_lgHP0vRcZl2mVMhfJZdSWf_dP8MPdT969ghkiSOy4GtuM4cHhr1NH/s400/Rosario+3.0+%25281%2529.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565091116601380082" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdojAqd8C3NBdGrM2ozzdAoNcLAJMbIfHgJhaF4UMl7DWy6A1pLFBdGMRRYSfjfUAjCoNDQwaTdqZAyJ7EuuPuxh7ntX3-_U5VPBxoj2nHHKUrcm8i3O3iuFi7h23JZJX-eqV8wnq1jK9k/s1600/Rosario+3.0+%25282%2529.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 294px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdojAqd8C3NBdGrM2ozzdAoNcLAJMbIfHgJhaF4UMl7DWy6A1pLFBdGMRRYSfjfUAjCoNDQwaTdqZAyJ7EuuPuxh7ntX3-_U5VPBxoj2nHHKUrcm8i3O3iuFi7h23JZJX-eqV8wnq1jK9k/s400/Rosario+3.0+%25282%2529.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565092165386360658" /></a><br /><br />So with a new "Classic" under my belt I feel it only fair to warn you that you may need a change of underwear when I unveil Rosariopro on the 3rd February - its going to blow your mind ;o)<br /><br />*(Please note that any similarities to the Guilty Pleasures 2010 hits "Rosario" and "Glitzy Rosario" are entirely intended)<br /><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-30143896917934246812011-01-01T11:44:00.000-08:002011-01-02T12:45:19.268-08:00Guilty Pleasures - The Trilogy: Part 3 – The Return of the CakesSo the final part of the Trilogy is all about tying up loose ends before we can all move on. Its ok, you can admit you want to, I can’t hear you anyway….<br /><br />As a final instalment in my looking back over 2010 I wanted to round up my top 5 cakes of the year before looking forward to whatever 2011 holds for us all (by all, I mean me really but I do love you all…)<br /><br />Any gushy and rather sentimental “looking back” wouldn’t be complete with mentioning my Website. As Im sure you are all aware my absolutely divine site went live in March this year, so although Im a little early for birthday celebrations I just thought it would be nice to say thank you too all those involved in getting that up and running. And a big thank you to everyone (across the world!!) who continue to spend time wallowing in the sheer decadence of <a href="www.gpcakes.co.uk">www.gpcakes.co.uk</a><br /><br />So enough! Let’s have a look at the top 5 and if your cake is not featured here, I apologise and suggest that you try much harder next year ;o)<br /><br /><em><strong>Fannies & Feathers (January)</strong></em><br /><br />Ok so its potentially rather un PC so have a semi naked woman in a cage, on a cake but this is such a gorgeous celebration of Burlesque and glamour that I couldn’t resist. The tassel cupcakes are vibrant and fun and I’m not ashamed to have this decadent specimen in my top 5.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIB6qZOlo8EFlJVWFlyy3Ob3WkdPHPqZyVRigQHW5mEz5kTwFnipLizi_KNYSzYpKn6_AA9nHAVR0yK8fQ884nDQrXigeajikaeibtNZXjuzOsUe7E0MxtrXyqZQJ5ZwcHzJ1tK1n-QmcF/s1600/Feathers5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 246px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIB6qZOlo8EFlJVWFlyy3Ob3WkdPHPqZyVRigQHW5mEz5kTwFnipLizi_KNYSzYpKn6_AA9nHAVR0yK8fQ884nDQrXigeajikaeibtNZXjuzOsUe7E0MxtrXyqZQJ5ZwcHzJ1tK1n-QmcF/s320/Feathers5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557314892264170786" /></a><br /><br /><em><strong>Knitted Glamour (April)</strong></em><br /><br />I’ve already dedicated a blog to this particular cake but it still ranks as a favourite. I love her style and I adore the colours on this, a real touch of 1950’s summer style whilst battling through the April shower blues.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ74yuQXvD6jz2F9Q-PcupzC366_pBcQ1qdFxVxZ9JxwTtj5f1oLAdtojdcTaxHuDm1kaJAQ4g3xSC9Gmm02u7JGlEDKMwLv5ABADJIBGSnozs1NRn5rSApUMq-W_51zDlEoxpv2jugBhn/s1600/Kintted+Swim+3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ74yuQXvD6jz2F9Q-PcupzC366_pBcQ1qdFxVxZ9JxwTtj5f1oLAdtojdcTaxHuDm1kaJAQ4g3xSC9Gmm02u7JGlEDKMwLv5ABADJIBGSnozs1NRn5rSApUMq-W_51zDlEoxpv2jugBhn/s320/Kintted+Swim+3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557315408221397778" /></a><br /><br /><em><strong>Choco Chanel (April)</strong></em><br /><br />I am so lucky to be living in one of the world’s fashion capitals (don’t worry I shall soon be purchasing a loft in Paris….I say soon er let’s just say maybe one day…) In living in such a cosmopolitan Fashion Capital I am of course surrounded by knock off designer goods. I say if you can’t beat em, let’s make one out of cake and join em dah-lings!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdPdiXTkMamHcGfGC9rUzlSkH9_F0dIPkrtsPGPBT3z2QfbXF2aVw-75ATxDmsPtCuoO3vxihHOBXKOson333ykkRHCIohDRd3sARGSltv5JX0z-cc2uuuG_PAL5kwJibySqDEgh9pr3XN/s1600/Chanel+2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 224px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdPdiXTkMamHcGfGC9rUzlSkH9_F0dIPkrtsPGPBT3z2QfbXF2aVw-75ATxDmsPtCuoO3vxihHOBXKOson333ykkRHCIohDRd3sARGSltv5JX0z-cc2uuuG_PAL5kwJibySqDEgh9pr3XN/s320/Chanel+2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557315731863611074" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6mxmwK5401WcJ8PuxjzkGy5vRyNG-j8F91HNuDTX-D7CugWXy07tl2yD9oAn_peVGvL8J-Dj6wCbhdlSBTFKp8hjlSlUJ1IC2kmiyYLPiK7zm4ivkgjKbEPwk0JiuZkGqUZZMpPT_JLv-/s1600/Chanel+1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6mxmwK5401WcJ8PuxjzkGy5vRyNG-j8F91HNuDTX-D7CugWXy07tl2yD9oAn_peVGvL8J-Dj6wCbhdlSBTFKp8hjlSlUJ1IC2kmiyYLPiK7zm4ivkgjKbEPwk0JiuZkGqUZZMpPT_JLv-/s320/Chanel+1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557316749364537426" /></a><br /><br /><em><strong>Carry On Clacton (September)</strong></em><br /><br />With our balmy Summers just getting started September was a perfect month to pull this cheeky little minx out of the bag. I always wanted to head towards the risqué and this embodies most of my philosophy! This is one of my favourites as growing up on the coast you either embrace naughty seaside culture or you join the Navy (in some cases ….both) Ohh I say!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoHnV2Vy1BpKCJdwBk597J-gtEaHsunM2DvEkjROuetdjTpk4p1s6tILyPdOfvwDy29n7zFI37MfqiuThU2msrHIZaJpf3ob8e7VLWX4nkAwg7vU7hzdTjuta6AQL0wBmjKhtu3_LU-5ok/s1600/Seaside+Sauciness1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 304px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoHnV2Vy1BpKCJdwBk597J-gtEaHsunM2DvEkjROuetdjTpk4p1s6tILyPdOfvwDy29n7zFI37MfqiuThU2msrHIZaJpf3ob8e7VLWX4nkAwg7vU7hzdTjuta6AQL0wBmjKhtu3_LU-5ok/s320/Seaside+Sauciness1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557316318752081138" /></a><br /><br /><em><strong>Perkish Delight (December)</strong></em><br /><br />More of a collaboration than I would usually give credit for – you know who you are and thank you or your assistance. I admit I had to steamroller the other person on a few aspects here but I had the name before the concept!!! I know only 6 people in the world like Turkish Delight but it just wouldn’t have made sense without it!! And I have to say these are my favourite boobie cupcakes….ever!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdm6b2G13hWW4xpxJtFfFEeVgD8SBb3-QFc4nSPSAoy2ytXM7RmFSfezgwUZlQmDMSj1hDFwmtlZLokUlqbkCFERmBJvDyarUm_AjdIwWmqD7P652kNJB_IS8zAKFvC3xNgclMzOHs3fmA/s1600/Perkish+Delight4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdm6b2G13hWW4xpxJtFfFEeVgD8SBb3-QFc4nSPSAoy2ytXM7RmFSfezgwUZlQmDMSj1hDFwmtlZLokUlqbkCFERmBJvDyarUm_AjdIwWmqD7P652kNJB_IS8zAKFvC3xNgclMzOHs3fmA/s320/Perkish+Delight4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557317006431020002" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixNlgd2uR0USQQH99yvtDigFy4g6UIzR_142Qo1kMGH_zpIYMptAyuqS8tfaRlw6tZMB7YSEMLG6r-7mV0YbYQYKrlRFYrRBKv7CfCGpPosxLzGbevG_ycycHXqq0NY5Jwd9WsnRILc8mM/s1600/Perkish+Delight2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 307px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixNlgd2uR0USQQH99yvtDigFy4g6UIzR_142Qo1kMGH_zpIYMptAyuqS8tfaRlw6tZMB7YSEMLG6r-7mV0YbYQYKrlRFYrRBKv7CfCGpPosxLzGbevG_ycycHXqq0NY5Jwd9WsnRILc8mM/s320/Perkish+Delight2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557317217213559314" /></a><br /><br />So that’s it guys, 2010 has been a whacking huge great big bowl of fun and I cannot wait to get going on 2011. With the commissions so far I can already tell its going to be a corker! A sneak peak you say? Oh ok, keep your eyes peeled for my very first Lady Gaga, the long awaited Glee inspired cupcakes and some very very special wedding cakes.<br /><br />And now it’s onto the next (year).....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-38928404248884911172011-01-01T10:16:00.000-08:002011-01-02T12:44:16.172-08:00Guilty Pleasures - The Trilogy: Part 2 – Fresh from GP Towers<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge03qbEjaOINGgH9GggisRlLqjMhah5r1FIo0y7MPbpWfhiYNl85mmqqleaj3oaqHfjIaDLEK-kV0ufqLB4Sch8JO3RvErG0AlGe5OX0n2T3gP82sgK67scoES08jPzxqu4SP3COt64Nb7/s1600/Bruiser-legally-blonde-dog-sweater-300x300.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge03qbEjaOINGgH9GggisRlLqjMhah5r1FIo0y7MPbpWfhiYNl85mmqqleaj3oaqHfjIaDLEK-kV0ufqLB4Sch8JO3RvErG0AlGe5OX0n2T3gP82sgK67scoES08jPzxqu4SP3COt64Nb7/s320/Bruiser-legally-blonde-dog-sweater-300x300.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557305538818672018" /></a><br /><br />It’s almost a well known fact that sequels are never as good as the original….(The Little Mermaid 2 – Return to the Sea and Elvira’s Haunted Hills for example) this follow up in the trilogy is also sure to disappoint! No, I’m just pulling your wet look leggings. I’ve actually been saving this one up for quite some time (since August in fact) some may say that’s just laziness, I say however that I didn’t want you gorging yourselves on all the good stuff in one go.<br /><br />So in a hotly anticipated return to blogging about cakes (ok ok keep the cheering down) its (finally) time to tell you about the day I combined two passions, theatre and cake (I’d tell you about the other time but my mother says she reads this so let’s keep it above gutter level). On a really slow news day this would have been global. However with high hitting stories such as a vicar intending to marry his toyboy lover and Top Gears - The Stig threatening to reveal all….(and not necessarily any good bits before you start implying that it sounds kind of fun). So with all that going on in the world I wouldn’t be surprised if you missed my little news gem.<br /><br />Since hearing the original Broadway cast album of Legally Blonde it’s fair to say that I have been mildly obsessed with the bouncy , catchy tunes and hilarious lyrics (if you doubt me get yourself a copy and listen to “Gay or European” for a flavour. When I heard the show was transferring to the West End I immediately cancelled my flights to New York and set about getting tickets for one of the early previews. My first GP Tour was certainly not disappointed, one of the “Pleasurites” was even lucky enough to have her ample bosom signed by Duncan James after the show. “It’s for Insurance Dah-ling, now sign Mama’s tits”. Such Fun!<br /><br />Having now racked up many many more visits, a few understudy performances and a partial cast change I have to say this show fills me to bursting with the same amount of joy and fun as when I first heard the album all that time ago.<br /><br />One of the really eye opening things for me with this show has been meeting the cast after the performances. It is not something I would usually go in for since I find myself star struck at the best of times (I nearly fell over when I saw Gok Wan on Tower Bridge Road recently –he was miles away….and I don’t watch his shows – in fact its negligible as to whether it was even him)! Anyway, the cast have been so overwhelmingly friendly and nice in the face of having grinning buffoons (me) and sharpies and boobs (not me) thrown at them that I wanted to say thank you in my own special way!<br /><br />On one particular night whilst chatting to Sheridan Smith (who never once complained that I was slurring or smelt of champers – and let’s face it I probably was and did) I promised that I would make her and the cast a cake to show my expertise (hah) and to say thanks!<br /><br />Luckily a CD signing was taking place in August at one of my favorite shops in Covent Garden so that was an ideal time to deliver said cake (after all sitting through the show with a two tier chocolate cake on my knees may have got a little tricky – I mean where would I stick the champers!) <br /><br />So here’s the finished article, as you can imagine I caused further controversy by not giving any cast members their feet (but I think I may have got away with it!)<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgv0dBpVdHY0DgsV6su6WL2B6ZM3o30Zi8-z2bKOY1mK7JtiHYCbdxrBt6-suPVAgUVlLJMWXTWlMZAwTWRjRwkTMJSMTHADCfQ8YFU28oRX-sOScgjIIzBaU7ssgrAuD9HgXksm16UYM-Z/s1600/Legally1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgv0dBpVdHY0DgsV6su6WL2B6ZM3o30Zi8-z2bKOY1mK7JtiHYCbdxrBt6-suPVAgUVlLJMWXTWlMZAwTWRjRwkTMJSMTHADCfQ8YFU28oRX-sOScgjIIzBaU7ssgrAuD9HgXksm16UYM-Z/s320/Legally1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557302993711819202" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_BDsFd-ArIYFVh_68cup3QBXCZkf_UHgj9VWofkwScAXr46Ezy32Bq0vrQPcORcOd7_IB4aVOJ3XYsmPhB0lbXSwFsfSk5l4ksEY_4Bmkc8-rbEGsrEBf4boKnVaOAUJtAUPTWhaA66Ud/s1600/Legally2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_BDsFd-ArIYFVh_68cup3QBXCZkf_UHgj9VWofkwScAXr46Ezy32Bq0vrQPcORcOd7_IB4aVOJ3XYsmPhB0lbXSwFsfSk5l4ksEY_4Bmkc8-rbEGsrEBf4boKnVaOAUJtAUPTWhaA66Ud/s320/Legally2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557303349298956994" /></a><br /><br />Thankfully the cake was a hit with the guys and Sheridan very kindly uploaded the following to Twitter (no, I’m not showing off but you may have missed it so I’m just filling in the blanks for you….ok and showing off a touch).<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxEcbTcFvPT8Y-rA2oPAx_G75GDKxjHqQKlv2NzeN7VFnojOGVgvVhYbPN12NiL-FFzGGydNWOBeM7JaOx-TaW53EL9yQ9TYTjQijbEMIdsAePhUP0912ewAV2seflNBaxp8PSAVQc3MZZ/s1600/45939_10150229594300504_836095503_14190393_7164526_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 159px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxEcbTcFvPT8Y-rA2oPAx_G75GDKxjHqQKlv2NzeN7VFnojOGVgvVhYbPN12NiL-FFzGGydNWOBeM7JaOx-TaW53EL9yQ9TYTjQijbEMIdsAePhUP0912ewAV2seflNBaxp8PSAVQc3MZZ/s320/45939_10150229594300504_836095503_14190393_7164526_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557300036981811442" /></a><br /><br />Photograher Roy Tan took the following photos and was kind enough to allow me to use them, if you are unfamiliar with his work I would urge you to check out his West End gallery, just gorgeous.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tanphotos.co.uk/musicals.htm">http://www.tanphotos.co.uk/musicals.htm</a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDzttT2aBdEny-K4gIqbxL5Qpe4uW5iU3NMr1Z7AwkgkUKAUshfw8YIjEmz9t12Vpy2XOJaSGihLacPh3rZhhku8GhnDw9JBiB_IApO3R1eUVwLIUFpNJQ4tqPA-tPjICWea6NaWvDE1Xf/s1600/untitled.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDzttT2aBdEny-K4gIqbxL5Qpe4uW5iU3NMr1Z7AwkgkUKAUshfw8YIjEmz9t12Vpy2XOJaSGihLacPh3rZhhku8GhnDw9JBiB_IApO3R1eUVwLIUFpNJQ4tqPA-tPjICWea6NaWvDE1Xf/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557302250738134354" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkCR9TcZ0NZv2LYE8VY6ONlJ6XKME6PeHyblhVppQqVUT5cgauEUKaz1Y2-b1p7RlSetVycQEa2T4FoFrrjTD-XhY-UowU2fpzU1nSutjuH0XQz9aA6MNMrrFQqy2HoYD643lCBs0d6iCs/s1600/2+-.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkCR9TcZ0NZv2LYE8VY6ONlJ6XKME6PeHyblhVppQqVUT5cgauEUKaz1Y2-b1p7RlSetVycQEa2T4FoFrrjTD-XhY-UowU2fpzU1nSutjuH0XQz9aA6MNMrrFQqy2HoYD643lCBs0d6iCs/s320/2+-.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557302086124617506" /></a><br /><br />And so with Sheridan moving on from the show this month I’d like to say a heartfelt good bye from us all, we will no doubt be seeing you around the West End soon enough. And as for the rest of the cast, we will see you soon – after all its been over a month since we saw the show!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.legallyblondethemusical.co.uk/">http://www.legallyblondethemusical.co.uk/</a><br /><br />Wow, so that’s the sequel over it’s been fun and dramatic right? This will not be on the top 20 worst sequels of all time……(if it does, I’m coming after you ok!) Just one last installment and we can wave a fond farewell to 2010.<br /><br />I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wickedGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-872934476748896302011-01-01T03:52:00.000-08:002011-01-02T12:46:15.093-08:00Guilty Pleasures - The Trilogy: Part 1 – Fellowship of the West EndThink of this as part “2010 – The year in Review” and part Lord of the Rings*<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN51Zs49rr_S-sOdDCwwdokTIJQxFH7e8bDaqXlPxuSfajsU3qTudf4D4Bv4qkwnQk_aGbOV44EPlCJ76xW_XATQTbQQ4gO0KewEPUEO3wQWJDdX_8I-q70GvG5Y6ZXf6APAOypDF_hFoP/s1600/ring.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN51Zs49rr_S-sOdDCwwdokTIJQxFH7e8bDaqXlPxuSfajsU3qTudf4D4Bv4qkwnQk_aGbOV44EPlCJ76xW_XATQTbQQ4gO0KewEPUEO3wQWJDdX_8I-q70GvG5Y6ZXf6APAOypDF_hFoP/s320/ring.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557188812428643810" /></a><br /><br />*Well it just wouldn’t be Christmas time without a good Trilogy (unfortunately this will only just scrape through as a substandard one…) This Trilogy is almost exactly like LOTR albeit without The Ring, Orcs, fighting, quests, massive spiders, hairy feet, creepy bald headed weirdo’s attempting to steal your ring and old men shouting “you shall not pass”. And, as a special treat I promise not to keep you here for over twelve hours (I assure you there will be no bonus features here) – in fact you should be on your way in plenty of time for a piece of Big Ben action at midnight……(make of that what you will my naughty minded cupcakes). So grab yourself a snowball (or other appropriately ridiculous beverage) and let’s get this mother started…..<br /><br />Of course many, many…. .many, exciting things have happened to me this year (no, really they have) but since this is merely a Trilogy and I’m trying to get you off to party by the stroke of midnight I have decided to concentrate on just three things, Theatre, Cakes and Theatre Cakes, kicking off proceedings with Theatre.<br /><br />2010 has been a fantastic year for the West End with ever growing audiences and a little help from the Guilty Pleasures Tour Bus group outings!! On the off chance that you have been wondering (and let’s face it, you probably have….and lets (two) face it, even if you haven’t I was going to tell you anyway…) where the GP Tour Bus has taken us in 2010 here’s a list!<br /><br />An Inspector Calls<br />Avenue Q <br />Love Never Dies<br />Polly Rae - The Hurly Burly Show<br />Grease<br />Sister Act<br />Priscilla Queen Of The Desert<br />Women Beware Women<br />Hair<br />Les Misérables<br />Ghost Stories<br />Tap Dogs<br />Legally Blonde (several times….in fact it’s bordering on stalking)!<br />Wicked (3 times and I still can’t work out if I like it)!<br />Dirty Dancing (WTF)<br />John Barrowman (See “A Real Guilty Pleasure”)<br />Flashdance<br />Christmas With Lee Mead<br /><br /><br />All of these shows have been truly outstanding, however one I’m going to revisit in Part II so bear with……but the award for “Most Fun I’ve Had With My Pants On (and Their Pants Off)” goes to….<br /><br />Hair - The Musical<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO92GXsdf-ZTfNAfjaYtHTUD2PmhlYunKcl6t1J9BWMxcBfSdAZwP_lLl96tDeecYb__GL24p7qe5QPRRiluDUw6bMLcWn9rVmKlBTKleVPZPSCGPRHkyeR2TLK-XVhd7qQ6LFzd1DZ2mB/s1600/2009-08-06-about_header.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 143px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO92GXsdf-ZTfNAfjaYtHTUD2PmhlYunKcl6t1J9BWMxcBfSdAZwP_lLl96tDeecYb__GL24p7qe5QPRRiluDUw6bMLcWn9rVmKlBTKleVPZPSCGPRHkyeR2TLK-XVhd7qQ6LFzd1DZ2mB/s320/2009-08-06-about_header.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557189770888189282" /></a><br /><br />I had previously thought that Hair was an extremely dated and clunky musical, the music that I had heard I loved but I just could not quite “get” the concept. I’m sure I’m not wrong often (??) but I really have to hold my hands up here and admit my short comings….in the words of the Great Mr Barrowman this show was “Fantastic Fantastic Fantastic!!”<br /><br />Even the most stony of critics would have been er, hard pushed (oh gosh really…?) to disagree as the entire audience are enveloped in the pre PC, free loving, free spirit of 1960’s America. I say enveloped but I do assure the feint hearted amongst you that for the most part audiences are not required to disrobe at any time during the performance, even if the cast are….<br />Much has been written about the now infamous nude scene but those involved in the show, past and present, remark that the scene itself, rather than being sexual, is a statement on how in our society more is made of nudity than killing and war (the show being centred around conscription to the Vietnam War). The scene is actually so dimly lit that whilst attending a preview of the show in London, the American comedian Jack Benny quipped “'Did you happen to notice if any of them were Jewish?’ Now I’m not particularly political so it is fair to say that we were there for the music and the flesh! However upon turning to my friend to see which appendage she had preferred she answered that she was rummaging in her bag for something and had pretty much missed the entire scene. You would think that the West End would have some kind of provision in place for this kind of carelessness, maybe an action replay during the interval for those “too busy” to notice excess skin! Don’t worry my dears I shall call Andrew LW immediately and get this idea moving, I may even float it past the Dragons…<br />Ok so it’s not just great songs, a great cast and flapping pee pees (what am I 12??) that earn this show its very much deserved award. No, really it’s not (it just helped…)<br />The high point of this show and one of mine for 2010 is the finale. Have I gone mad? Am I really saying the end is the best part? Well yes I have and yes I am!<br />Throughout the show you have a real sense of vibrancy, anarchy and anti-establishment, the cast rather than being limited to performing solely on stage leap out into the stalls, stand on audience members chairs (and or audience members), thrust their musky loincloths in your face and inappropriately kiss those on the end of rows! The auditorium becomes their playground as they jump and dance across the boxes, galleries and seat backs with no apparent regard for their safety, come on they’re having too much fun!! We all were!!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaWcUr0o7w0kTdHakuxFmEZp-Z2GKIg6edfeVVxuJLCyDNxSe6UHEBNYeriDxH7AgCFxTiVOlNFLFxs2Xf_FJozIcoJE19TlWMJHzL1UwFh2qUOdqTeX60UqCJsPYnLdUXpeKPDsIBrhBV/s1600/1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaWcUr0o7w0kTdHakuxFmEZp-Z2GKIg6edfeVVxuJLCyDNxSe6UHEBNYeriDxH7AgCFxTiVOlNFLFxs2Xf_FJozIcoJE19TlWMJHzL1UwFh2qUOdqTeX60UqCJsPYnLdUXpeKPDsIBrhBV/s320/1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557185867242027874" /></a><br /><br />With this in mind you would expect something special to round such an eventful afternoon…and we were not disappointed. I had always dreamed of dancing on a West End stage and with hundreds of other people that afternoon (and with no formal training) I finally got my wish!!! Everyone is invited to come dance and be free for the duration of the final song – in fact most of the cast had left before we did!<br />Due to the lack of nudity in Act II my friend was able to scramble about in her bag and take some pretty gorgeous pictures of the finale (although sadly you can only see me exiting the stage rather than bustin’ my rather killa’ moves – get me being all Gangsta!!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUTfA4igIg1mhS973dV6hjLq3TYZ2fnNir6E__UhNUXw2a0QzZ-vdzOV9ghn7sM2LAOkvYG1Yzc5Ys_yRLhhGmDVGWiKCqvxCYS4IgePVp5TebW2ikJ5M6qLEQT8Q71KGsrrp5bcz_H7ja/s1600/DSC_0001+%25282%2529+%25281280x850%2529.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUTfA4igIg1mhS973dV6hjLq3TYZ2fnNir6E__UhNUXw2a0QzZ-vdzOV9ghn7sM2LAOkvYG1Yzc5Ys_yRLhhGmDVGWiKCqvxCYS4IgePVp5TebW2ikJ5M6qLEQT8Q71KGsrrp5bcz_H7ja/s320/DSC_0001+%25282%2529+%25281280x850%2529.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557186077938126898" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH3-LxZNMgARNBiJh-qCLFUfK9IS-7k0_qGwQgKokZu8fL8zMbnpAY-UEckqpCgT0S6v5zxLVApyVZmGeRH3Egtkx4UWp2Y7Ke0rgPDIa1JIS1Ep1kBkIZlWbPpFJ2OJQ4utbZKaHv4ZFy/s1600/DSC_0005+%25282%2529+%25281280x850%2529.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH3-LxZNMgARNBiJh-qCLFUfK9IS-7k0_qGwQgKokZu8fL8zMbnpAY-UEckqpCgT0S6v5zxLVApyVZmGeRH3Egtkx4UWp2Y7Ke0rgPDIa1JIS1Ep1kBkIZlWbPpFJ2OJQ4utbZKaHv4ZFy/s320/DSC_0005+%25282%2529+%25281280x850%2529.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557186278923871506" /></a><br /><br />So there we are my lovelies, part one over – refresh your glass grab some Twiglets and I will see you back here for part two…<br /><br />........I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wickedGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-23615642546745563192010-12-05T08:13:00.000-08:002011-01-11T05:37:29.068-08:00Totally "Gleeking" Out!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKrKprefR0sSkw_bO3hAL4QtJOBHQhN7gL_aDk1OAaOnMfciR21QnYydwzb2Fy0Uq5JDEEyIOcW28OTKqpePRPXPyltzQNkPrdKox9GZND1Q8u55yxVgZqtgvN35bhWhtAlpO3qh0v5-_q/s1600/Glee.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKrKprefR0sSkw_bO3hAL4QtJOBHQhN7gL_aDk1OAaOnMfciR21QnYydwzb2Fy0Uq5JDEEyIOcW28OTKqpePRPXPyltzQNkPrdKox9GZND1Q8u55yxVgZqtgvN35bhWhtAlpO3qh0v5-_q/s320/Glee.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5547240559847739202" /></a><br /><br />Ever since reading Nigella's Kitchen (See previous posts) I have been dying and if I'm completely honest, rather obsessed about re-creating her awe inspiring luridly green "Grasshopper Pie". <br /><br />For this dish Nigella was inspired by an episode of everybody's favourite.... Glee (oh come on, we are supposed to be honest here, besides it's just you and me and I <em>promise</em> not to tell a soul...ssshhhh it's our little secret). In this episode Terri Schuester is still pretending to be pregnant with her husband Will's baby in an outrageous attempt to hold onto her man and in doing so is literally shovelling piece after piece after piece of Grasshopper Pie into her face (after all she is eating for 2).<br /><br />So I've been on the edge of my seat watching Glee with one foot in the kitchen waiting for the opportunity to get cracking on this disturbing looking pie. However fate is not always kind to me and I have found myself on the longest and most dispiriting (really I promise no pun intended...) hunt for one of the pies main ingredients - that old lady Christmas staple, Creme De Menthe. You would think that my "old lady" liquor cabinet would be overflowing with the stuff but actually I had to make room for the Chambord, Chinzano and Advocaat in the run up to Christmas)! Not one single supermarket, off licence or corner shop within a 3 mile radius has this alcoholic mouthwash (actually maybe Listerine would have been an excellent substitute), either this is seriously out of fashion or there are a lot of drunken old dears living around GP Towers!<br /><br />So with a heavy heart I was on the verge of giving up this quest until fabulously foreign Lidl pulled through with a dubious Vodka based Chocolate Mint liquor this week and what a bargain, less than a third of the price of old CdM too! Well today we are back in the game and with my Glee student over for dinner later this evening I'm hoping to impress and win back some Kudos since I am now at least half a season behind her!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHjaDJJzdWKB6eFsuZ_vrqyLRTRia6FK7f612ql48B8P9eHQvMgL0VMjgvKvS7dkX4qkyTh3gw__IczmCzLZ4HiW952Hz8u-BXabPOrkqDYV6wwpq9UIO7sLAB4Vi8A3Lx-FAjJjx2ef4a/s1600/Grasshopper+Glee.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 348px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHjaDJJzdWKB6eFsuZ_vrqyLRTRia6FK7f612ql48B8P9eHQvMgL0VMjgvKvS7dkX4qkyTh3gw__IczmCzLZ4HiW952Hz8u-BXabPOrkqDYV6wwpq9UIO7sLAB4Vi8A3Lx-FAjJjx2ef4a/s400/Grasshopper+Glee.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5547239662468415906" /></a><br /><br />Well, I promised before that there will be more Glee inspired treats coming soon (any excuse to hitch myself to whatever bandwagon, or should that be "show choir" wagon, that's passing through town). As I am now hotly awaiting my Glee - Live Tour tickets I should think I'll be busting out some celebratory cupcakes when Mr Postman finally comes ringing.....(twice).<br /><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-41636870188576056002010-11-28T06:04:00.000-08:002011-01-11T05:42:50.069-08:00Belated Birthday TreatsWith so much going on lately I have found myself a month behind what I wanted to be posting (not including the 4 month delay with the Legally Blonde post, of course...but I promise its coming...)!<br />So we're a month into my thirty something'th year and already we can see that my blogging punctuality has not improved, however what a treat for the office my birthday was!<br /><br /><strong>The Guilty Pleasures Tasting Menu:</strong><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4t32fHKJoMzttUPRJLylm-9BodRyMi3URPR_8Op3ccjzVEY64jsnr8CM6stl90HOph5olh2qnpu8tobCkvEk978TnMzqw1yoOaMqKQ3cbS4Iu4Dj0TR7Q6pZzDBHDIa_-MSSfY9UlhwAv/s1600/3rd+November+2010.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4t32fHKJoMzttUPRJLylm-9BodRyMi3URPR_8Op3ccjzVEY64jsnr8CM6stl90HOph5olh2qnpu8tobCkvEk978TnMzqw1yoOaMqKQ3cbS4Iu4Dj0TR7Q6pZzDBHDIa_-MSSfY9UlhwAv/s320/3rd+November+2010.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544612243753664514" /></a><br /><br />It was an exceptionally popular menu ensuring lots of smiles and full bellies (although I should say this is no thanks to London's stunning (er?) transport system and the Mayors inability to stamp out tube strikes. Having to squeeze onto an overcrowded bus with 60 cupcakes, 58 cookies and a tray of brownies is no fun what-so-ever especially when said bus then sits in traffic for 45 minutes on a 10 minute journey)! Anyway as I'm no longer bitter about this I'll run you though the cupcakes as they deserve a special mention (besides I only have photographs of them ;o)<br /><br /><strong>Starbucks Creamy Cappuccino:</strong><br />So called as they are made with the fantastic new Starbucks Via, wonderful tasting instant espresso for the rich Starbucks taste at home (or in my cakes....) I topped this fragrant coffee cupcake with creamy vanilla buttercream, my gentle nod to delicious steaming vanilla lattes which I enjoy 11 months of the year before they break out the Gingerbread/Eggnog lattes! <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirdAJtPz41oTAiFXQPELjbxzVvKDEqkkbAx0B34d_n6N0vO9RrNvvAD5jk6qORLZMGfTmB6SiF-EsR3n69M8ik-lQNIR-iPw6pgp68TWyQv4rBX86dUP0Ow5tIzKZW9NoVeu7zKlf6s7Mu/s1600/Starbucks+Creamy+Capp.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 157px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirdAJtPz41oTAiFXQPELjbxzVvKDEqkkbAx0B34d_n6N0vO9RrNvvAD5jk6qORLZMGfTmB6SiF-EsR3n69M8ik-lQNIR-iPw6pgp68TWyQv4rBX86dUP0Ow5tIzKZW9NoVeu7zKlf6s7Mu/s200/Starbucks+Creamy+Capp.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544618997517361794" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Black pepper and Strawberry with Champagne:</strong><br />Delicious Delicious Delicious. Maybe the only thing missing here (if I'm being overly critical) is a slice of fresh strawberry to adorn the light yet decadent Champagne frosting. However the glistening rose gold does add an expensive and celebratory looking finish. The fresh strawberries and fiery heat of the pepper were perfectly balanced in a moist cupcake topped with silky buttercream infused with crisp chilled Champagne, the real secret here is how much went into the frosting and how much went into my glass....lets just say the rest of the afternoon went by in a relaxing fuzz.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK4Bd_jWNSG-6YnY7L_amV9o5DWbbfjc1jngagI1NW7Z-p_LiaP0CdiOCJu15WMOhrHEBrMsmp5BXoEQuijJmnfbcLeMuHKDfk3xIFUhCO_mb_CL87qnnbwUZGmV7qCxdOXUByPruVhv4o/s1600/Strawberry+Champagne.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 189px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK4Bd_jWNSG-6YnY7L_amV9o5DWbbfjc1jngagI1NW7Z-p_LiaP0CdiOCJu15WMOhrHEBrMsmp5BXoEQuijJmnfbcLeMuHKDfk3xIFUhCO_mb_CL87qnnbwUZGmV7qCxdOXUByPruVhv4o/s200/Strawberry+Champagne.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544621417139356194" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Chocolate:</strong> <br />It just wouldn't have been <em>my</em> special day without bringing along old Rosario to partake in the festivities, but this time I dressed her to the 9's (after all a birthday should have a little sparkle and zhuzh)!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiziRHAbUT_0k_xEvprnYVreTHECPUID_BTRUvMWAE3HD6uGskZKTdn_-TAj5AXUpnQ2WVGJAgtxnyFRJQxZZjH8yH8UOdKU0pzF1DoQsF18CyZhUOP6LSkH0F9adjjH6C9xi7Nxbw6QY8t/s1600/Glitzy+Rosario.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 174px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiziRHAbUT_0k_xEvprnYVreTHECPUID_BTRUvMWAE3HD6uGskZKTdn_-TAj5AXUpnQ2WVGJAgtxnyFRJQxZZjH8yH8UOdKU0pzF1DoQsF18CyZhUOP6LSkH0F9adjjH6C9xi7Nxbw6QY8t/s200/Glitzy+Rosario.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544622865483574002" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Limoncello Meringue Pie:</strong><br />Combining my love of comfort eating my way through traditional English "puddings" and my wink to all things deliciously Italian and boozy. A light lemon cupcake was "cored" and filled with a heady limoncello curd and topped with a marshmallowy meringue before getting a light toasting by one of my favourite kitchen gadgets, the blowtorch! With all the booze and flaming blowtorches in the kitchen that day it was incredibly hard to resist a Flashdance moment, as I/m sure you can imagine!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEie3KH_fqDb4pEVK4D-J26-NWnTf66WnnF9B2C4GU_c7OeugODxJgy3EhzqleXnbX7dQ3dWLb38IMVEXOZtJg4Ta9ez7H3Eei3mBT0xYUyCm5jEeFDHkeK86aEvEWftvpgCPbiSRowZl5nw/s1600/Limoncello+Meringue.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEie3KH_fqDb4pEVK4D-J26-NWnTf66WnnF9B2C4GU_c7OeugODxJgy3EhzqleXnbX7dQ3dWLb38IMVEXOZtJg4Ta9ez7H3Eei3mBT0xYUyCm5jEeFDHkeK86aEvEWftvpgCPbiSRowZl5nw/s200/Limoncello+Meringue.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544625036059787842" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Thai Lemongrass & Coconut:</strong><br />If you can never seem to get round to booking that World Trip or holiday to far flung places the best thing to do is experiment in the comfort of your own home, specifically the kitchen. I love the delicate warmth of Thai lemongrass almost as much as I love calling it <em>Thai Lemongrass</em> and not just lemongrass, but twinned with an exotic and creamy coconut frosting these cupcakes were a real taste of paradise without the hours of travel usually required (OK, aside from the extended, smelly and bumpy bus ride courtesy of Boris).<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnnzqdjcikqklhH7iLWqZ82zlUp9zDBOauK4BOIB6d198_WOnRxmeGZ32nX5zovFZSq0C91p5JqPUVI-mcKdadZjyLahr8VGI0ikE_0dPMloRSPtvNjBvDVLbR_CwD4TrsxkT8aUOyCLT7/s1600/Lemongrass-Coconut.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnnzqdjcikqklhH7iLWqZ82zlUp9zDBOauK4BOIB6d198_WOnRxmeGZ32nX5zovFZSq0C91p5JqPUVI-mcKdadZjyLahr8VGI0ikE_0dPMloRSPtvNjBvDVLbR_CwD4TrsxkT8aUOyCLT7/s200/Lemongrass-Coconut.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544626703956689794" /></a><br /><br />So that's it for another year although my daytime colleagues will be happy to know that they are just a mere 25 more sleeps away from my annual Christmas Eve Snow bombs and Yuletide bakes!<br /><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-83400245059452762602010-11-17T05:31:00.000-08:002011-01-11T05:41:09.889-08:00Brown paper packages tied up with string.....<A href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdE_umR7tOIGOjth1fsNkmCRrG13Y38uqbmVIM0OD3z6TZLgKwOiQfpBAjiv1sEeVPgcotwlXsc6akMYkCheLWg6E1Z6mNRloniXDQsln12WNrS2Bp_IpGOkmWThwICCDxi3lPInHC3pJ6/s1600/Julie%252520Andrews.jpg"><IMG style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 266px; CURSOR: hand" id=BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540520695966004162 border=0 alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdE_umR7tOIGOjth1fsNkmCRrG13Y38uqbmVIM0OD3z6TZLgKwOiQfpBAjiv1sEeVPgcotwlXsc6akMYkCheLWg6E1Z6mNRloniXDQsln12WNrS2Bp_IpGOkmWThwICCDxi3lPInHC3pJ6/s320/Julie%252520Andrews.jpg"></A><br /><br />It's been a very exciting couple of weeks what with my birthday, Volupté visits, Flashdance, Warrington, Chicago inspired cakes, Christmas planning, Theatre trip planning, Cupcake classes and Work (!), but now I'm suffering with potentially the worst bout of man cold know to anyone...ever (of course I am doing it in style and being a total martyr about the whole affair....) So I'm taking some "me" time away from the kitchens and whilst I'm bundled up on the sofa (after a particularly taxing day at the office I should add....(move over Joan I'm tying myself to that stake..) I thought we could have a nice chat over a Lemsip. Feeling in a sharing mood (must be the Night Nurse) I am about to thrill you with 5, yes 5 of my Guilty Pleasures - just for fun, so in no particular order of adoration nor Guiltiness I think we should kick off with.... <br /><br />GP1: Volupté Lounge <br /><br /><A href="http://volupte-lounge.com">www.volupte-lounge.com</A> <br /><br />Having sampled many many burlesque supper clubs I feel extremely qualified to say that Volupté is and always will be my favourite place to relax with my gorgeous friends after a hard day slogging over PC's, ovens and general daily life après duvet o'clock. Everyday there is something different and exciting to sample from their gorgeous cocktails in the sultry lounge bar to decadent dining in the below stairs supper club (all washed down with gallons of rich and warming red wines of course, well it is Winter after all). Recently I was lucky enough to experience Missy Fatales Swinging Burlesque Boudoir, with its fire eating, tassel spinning girls in an evening of fan dances and magic...... <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhthYmlfso7Fb0h_GNpiRHmzyRnNpGLTM-v1PKlTieKsPCFL9tXj4n8AbuiGCjdu3byxvLH47GZPPNKJXeant4HuBo-kVY0vhgEmXNUxOi5zdw3EVXbbqcmW9KT-4nM1yIkmoAq7qYocQX5/s1600/n75575407200.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhthYmlfso7Fb0h_GNpiRHmzyRnNpGLTM-v1PKlTieKsPCFL9tXj4n8AbuiGCjdu3byxvLH47GZPPNKJXeant4HuBo-kVY0vhgEmXNUxOi5zdw3EVXbbqcmW9KT-4nM1yIkmoAq7qYocQX5/s320/n75575407200.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5541256347615099234" /></a><br /><br />GP2: John Barrowman <br /><br /><a href="www.johnbarrowman.com">www.johnbarrowman.com</a><br /><br />Presumably you have all read my previous post (if not consider yourselves spanked and sent to the corner of the room until you rectify the situation) so my 2nd GP is no great surprise at all! For the rest of you I promise not to go on too much.... Following the arrival of <A href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/John-Barrowman-Live-Royal-Albert/dp/B003VVKHBW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1290002526&sr=8-1">http://www.amazon.co.uk/John-Barrowman-Live-Royal-Albert/dp/B003VVKHBW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1290002526&sr=8-1</A> I have been almost unable to peel myself of the sofa. This is "Fantastic Fantastic Fantastic" and should in fact be watched by everyone. I even felt the man-cold symptoms slipping away whilst I re-lived the magic of John and Jody! So much so that I could be lead to believe that John Barrowan may be a saint of sorts, therefore will require yearly pilgrimages to the Albert Hall (or it could just be the Night Nurse again...) And the best part? My friend and I feature (ahem,) briefly on the DVD - 1 Hour, 10 Minutes and 7 Seconds in to be almost precise....but you'll need a good eye and an excellent freeze frame! <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPKmt5qCUhRu4lVhxAuubdt8mWyAuHug4aaH_zwK-stqphIHjM2tnTSD4L8Z9MhdF8LTKkbrfSRSj_G9wMWCb-4lEGBodHYa0nIPnRqU05PUeGQBw76cVRT6nPc_wIGArCqgmMDx3R7s9X/s1600/JB.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPKmt5qCUhRu4lVhxAuubdt8mWyAuHug4aaH_zwK-stqphIHjM2tnTSD4L8Z9MhdF8LTKkbrfSRSj_G9wMWCb-4lEGBodHYa0nIPnRqU05PUeGQBw76cVRT6nPc_wIGArCqgmMDx3R7s9X/s320/JB.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540974507866125026" /></a><br /><br />GP3: RuPauls Drag Race <br /><br />"Gentlemen start your engines and may the best <em>woman</em> win"<br /><br />Reality shows can be very hit and miss, Come Dine with Me, Dancing on Ice, Who Wants to be a Joseph/Maria/Friend of Dorothy and of course Britain’s Got (Limited) Talent definitely rank highly in my favourites list, with Big Brother, "X Facta" and I'm A (ahem) Celebrity on the "Not really my cup of Cava" list. But setting the standard for all outrageous, campy vampy fun shows is the decadent RuPauls Drag Race. I'm currently speeding towards the finale of Season 2 and am not sure how I’m going to fill my weeks when they crown (this years) "Next Drag Superstar". In a nutshell this is a reality show starring a group of Drag Queens all battling for the title by surviving weekly challenges (and each others bitchiness). At the end of each week the 2 queens that have impressed Ru the least will have to Lip-Synch for their Life! (Gripping stuff...) Everything about this show kicks serious ass, you'll have to check it out for yourselves though - get a few girly (or boys who like to be girly) friends over, crack open some Vintage Cava and laugh your asses off. Personally I’m gutted that Pandora Boxx was voted off so close to the end - I really thought she was a winner. You can check out Pandora’s fab blog by simply clicking....<br /><br /><a href="http://pandoraboxx.blogspot.com/">http://pandoraboxx.blogspot.com/</a><br /><br />…and remember ladies, "Don’t Fu@k it Up!"<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJUFXOj8KD0H6UfnC_KbizLXHPztsVUqgVBuiZNsTmgzPL32zNlNqhQZQpB0WyV67NwfDggd0DUwsRNc8kPfCaGL2sgfGgJHDnKxm3bhKwlB8MlakmsRhoSDiaSVegvjO0l_1EvU3rEjVy/s1600/Ru.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJUFXOj8KD0H6UfnC_KbizLXHPztsVUqgVBuiZNsTmgzPL32zNlNqhQZQpB0WyV67NwfDggd0DUwsRNc8kPfCaGL2sgfGgJHDnKxm3bhKwlB8MlakmsRhoSDiaSVegvjO0l_1EvU3rEjVy/s320/Ru.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540980538986616866" /></a><br /><br />GP4: The Hampshire/Vista/Cellar Door<br /><br />I love a nice bar me, especially ones that other people don’t go to!! OK so a smattering of other people is fine, I guess (just for atmosphere though...) but I'm now of an age where I don’t like waiting to be served and I like to be able to have a conversation without loosing my voice..(Actually I've been like this since 25!). It would be impossible for me to separate these 3 bars in terms of how much I love them, they are all just so different and just so perfect for different occasions The Hampshire is plush with over sized red velvet chairs and is a true peaceful haven in the centre of Leicester Square. Extravagant nibbles are served with delicious cocktails or full bodied reds; this place is perfect for relaxing and is so cosy for winter chats.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrNrs-3p_Vo4yr13dCyvizCRZmvO9LBDYlNYi676PhY1id3mo0_caI16q3VGRFHyD1gJDD2EdXc2QZ7oe-PLMM11bH_hn_wsvGvypf7kb4a2CkEcDqJy7caBfOyTiELkZtFfUEQXfxZ0pc/s1600/Hamp.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 244px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrNrs-3p_Vo4yr13dCyvizCRZmvO9LBDYlNYi676PhY1id3mo0_caI16q3VGRFHyD1gJDD2EdXc2QZ7oe-PLMM11bH_hn_wsvGvypf7kb4a2CkEcDqJy7caBfOyTiELkZtFfUEQXfxZ0pc/s320/Hamp.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540988145969870898" /></a><br /><br />Vista is just stunning and at the risk of everyone going there I have to say its views across London are breathtaking. Vista is London's roof garden on Trafalgar Square but with its trendy New York vibe you would never believe you are above one of London’s noisiest tourist attractions. I recommend a chilled bottle of Sancerre on those balmy summer afternoons!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijuaFoMdNcyOoUpPkBYWggNNv-lBFWDvXy5yOuWrlg0G5cVc7f-6h-IPzKhaQdtsXTQW9nYPn48q3DHpWWHqlJ7ejO3CqWA7PTF-b621vmv31nVB8dNVTef_uRyWyIoVhLFob4gKW8LrUw/s1600/Vista-main1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijuaFoMdNcyOoUpPkBYWggNNv-lBFWDvXy5yOuWrlg0G5cVc7f-6h-IPzKhaQdtsXTQW9nYPn48q3DHpWWHqlJ7ejO3CqWA7PTF-b621vmv31nVB8dNVTef_uRyWyIoVhLFob4gKW8LrUw/s320/Vista-main1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540988366306331090" /></a><br /><br />Finally for those outrageously decadent pre theatre drinks you must try Cellar Door. Hidden away under the Strand this venue used to be a Gentleman’s lavatory allegedly frequented by Oscar Wilde, Gielgud and Joe Orton. Nowadays the main draw is the fantastic drink offers (we took advantage with several bottles of Laurent Perrier to start the evening with a touch of glamour), quaint surroundings and the best toilet doors I have seen...ever. I don’t want to ruin the surprise so I suggest you go and check them out for yourselves (I must be getting old, I can’t believe I’m rating a bar on its toilets!!) <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4lyxz8hLAA2S__UjK0R1gkPi12i5lY_GTaUBU4Yv9lDW-3L6kJuTw2MYLwVYjLGQBEq__jNM36AuWgtwU2JwDbEWtvALOeZr6PgLu5MkZTQ8_ewrM4lTdw69Jr6le-4GxayweJeqIKpua/s1600/Cellar+Door.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 284px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4lyxz8hLAA2S__UjK0R1gkPi12i5lY_GTaUBU4Yv9lDW-3L6kJuTw2MYLwVYjLGQBEq__jNM36AuWgtwU2JwDbEWtvALOeZr6PgLu5MkZTQ8_ewrM4lTdw69Jr6le-4GxayweJeqIKpua/s320/Cellar+Door.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540988525791454850" /></a><br /><br />GP5: Legally Blonde<br /><br /><a href="http://www.legallyblondethemusical.co.uk/">http://www.legallyblondethemusical.co.uk/</a><br /><br />OMG you guys this is like the best musical….ever! Obviously this whole section should be read (or sung if your up to it) in an American accent for full dramatic effect). Now I could forgive you for not knowing just how much I love this show, that my dears is entirely my fault as I have not yet completed my blog entry regarding the show and my wonderful cake for the wonderful cast members but I do promise that I will get that finished and posted asap!!<br />Whether this is a Guilty Pleasure or just 2 hours of pure joy I cant really judge but suffice to say I am seeing this again next week for the 8th time and have so far dragged in the region of 104 people with me to see this (surely the Savoy should be sending me free gifts for being such a fantastic patron)!<br />I will be writing more about the show in my full LB piece but I will tell you now I’m in good company with this one, with celeb fans such as Gok Wan, John Cleese, Brian May and the cast of The Only Way is Essex (!) all turning out time and time again for this amazing show. <br />I can’t wait to see the new cast give it their all next week but I’m so upset to be missing Sheridan Smith again!!<br />“Snaps You Guys!”<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsUzF6Ccn9qsggcUQSHiiYwuhePWlWqxO4wO7tfnw5tp7ux3vN8hIdkxE1m-STGqGqiO8gtgklk-9nJ8jjpGrjHuLUqAAcOPKLUuiR1xDD-eVp_CED2Jr138uGaM6PfEcQWxLIG_06WfUr/s1600/prod-30.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsUzF6Ccn9qsggcUQSHiiYwuhePWlWqxO4wO7tfnw5tp7ux3vN8hIdkxE1m-STGqGqiO8gtgklk-9nJ8jjpGrjHuLUqAAcOPKLUuiR1xDD-eVp_CED2Jr138uGaM6PfEcQWxLIG_06WfUr/s320/prod-30.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5541252030118157202" /></a><br /><br />Well that's your lot I'm afraid, 5 down - hundreds more to go....OK OK, you want more, I know, but there really can be too much of a good thing so as a compromise here’s a sneaky preview into my 6th....<br /><br />I have recently turned into a total GLEEk, devouring every episode I could get my hands on and having just finished the Season 1 finale (barely managing not to cry) I cannot wait for Season 2. Its hard to pick a favourite episode but so far the highlights have been Kurt performing Beyonce's "Single Ladies" on the football field, Sue's "Physical" duet with Olivia Newton John and the entire Gaga episode (being the "Little Monster" that I am). But this is just a sneak peek so you’ll just have to wait for my Glee inspired cupcakes for the full story….<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB9kCfVtnGNab_MHnNYxVtJPSvXSNxFAaJVO5XBet8E3pC7R2Fe-BJdH5Sp8syGaNY82HmD1sXsRdIa456wI070W06flcU0MnuHyplrlGzNamzpr4ZVtqnY004pE4prhNSfCJ-T63M0ERn/s1600/glee.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB9kCfVtnGNab_MHnNYxVtJPSvXSNxFAaJVO5XBet8E3pC7R2Fe-BJdH5Sp8syGaNY82HmD1sXsRdIa456wI070W06flcU0MnuHyplrlGzNamzpr4ZVtqnY004pE4prhNSfCJ-T63M0ERn/s320/glee.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5541253668922491154" /></a><br /><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-61406977036838023442010-10-08T05:15:00.000-07:002011-01-11T05:39:00.882-08:00A Real Guilty Pleasure......<a href="http://www.bloglovin.com/blog/2046187/guilty-pleasures?claim=8h87kjuevpx">Follow my blog with bloglovin</a><br /><br /><em>May Contain Spoilers....and will, most certainly contain Nuts!</em><br /><br />As you know its not often I write about something non cake related but life's not all about buttercream and lemon sponges (or so I hear..) The last few weeks have been rather crazy for Guilty Pleasures what with pulling together what I now refer to as the gorgeous "Autumn Collection" and attending glamorous hotel launch parties. (It should be said that at one point last week the "Autumn Collection" caused what I can now only refer to as a colossal "Cake-down", in many ways rather like your normal common or garden Breakdown but very clearly cake related....)<br /><br />So tantrums and sugarpaste tiaras swiftly dealt with and happy "Pleasurites" now devouring my rather elegant autumnal creations, I felt a little time out of the test kitchens to indulge myself in something decadent and terribly naughty was well deserved. Unfortunately, I've always been dreadful at keeping secrets so its absolutely no surprise to you all (providing you've been keeping up with my blog of course....) that my biggest (and possibly only) Guilty Pleasure is Mr John Barrowman.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixz_p1DG2f_yEpBG7QHicKN8KH8nFme1yre6xX20bCenK1rN1oKXqeaR9_xrAfTFGiC3t5vN1vhgkpPw0P_Xy04eRTK43Zr1pcMMEopi96R6pPKLKPdom1sj7HurwTe95RdXA8smFxHLLu/s1600/stage.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixz_p1DG2f_yEpBG7QHicKN8KH8nFme1yre6xX20bCenK1rN1oKXqeaR9_xrAfTFGiC3t5vN1vhgkpPw0P_Xy04eRTK43Zr1pcMMEopi96R6pPKLKPdom1sj7HurwTe95RdXA8smFxHLLu/s320/stage.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526075845009858498" /></a><br /><br />With a perky little spring in our steps a dear friend and I found ourselves sat mere feet from the stage at the Royal Albert Hall on Monday 4th October. In a fun twist our little twosome did mirror the entire audience as a whole, but I will save all our blushes and leave that train of thought. <br /><br />I wouldn't want to give too much away about the show but I have not had such a fantastic (fantastic, fantastic) evening in a very long time!! To say that the audience hung on every word that he said and sung would be a huge understatement, my friend and I were astounded with just how popular the great JB is! (We had thought he was just our little secret...). So along with the entire Albert Hall we laughed (Spiderman/Wonderwoman medley is quite frankly inspired and hilarious - please note anyone with a nut allergy should look away now......), <br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96zBERcfPTs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96zBERcfPTs</a><br /><br />.....we cried (Don't Cry Out Loud and Rule The World were particularly teary, of course that could have been the wine....) and danced our sequined butts off (too many to say but we did have an extremely energetic (for us) boogie to Lets Get Loud and I Am What I Am - for anyone unfortunate enough to witness, I would like to add that my dancing was very much fuelled by Mr Pinot and his brother Grigio at this point of the evening...)<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh0MjjX07GNS5M0vGRnkXtRdA7YkkOm81Snb4j8zX_1p86QXTGY4vqSCzZdi1Mev0De_-x-1HS_1HLa7h612M5-JCLuk9CUB3oTEJA3jpqOAvxBQB3OjJdh3N5qAInVzdWLllZqeEwtmsD/s1600/DSC00661.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh0MjjX07GNS5M0vGRnkXtRdA7YkkOm81Snb4j8zX_1p86QXTGY4vqSCzZdi1Mev0De_-x-1HS_1HLa7h612M5-JCLuk9CUB3oTEJA3jpqOAvxBQB3OjJdh3N5qAInVzdWLllZqeEwtmsD/s320/DSC00661.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526076817508814498" /></a><br /><br />John also had a special guest for this tour, the fabulous Jodie Prenger. I was thrilled! Jodie is extremely talented and rocked the hell out of Proud Mary and Mambo Italiano amongst other great numbers. Not only did she belt out some fantastic tunes she had us in stitches with her mad monologues and pure genius comedic timing. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihvApT6Qbfyz9wBK9fKitx2yEOCWCPvXpwLdrt5W2foBUbpQWdWp02-9LRm8JfxryMgBfnSDjzy90PNvcrjWEdtWEOpvVBN2-0kDRIqqNKKXbqQk4-6PCio1RJzqhJFyJuZ1QLsgUkW67U/s1600/DSC00671.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 126px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihvApT6Qbfyz9wBK9fKitx2yEOCWCPvXpwLdrt5W2foBUbpQWdWp02-9LRm8JfxryMgBfnSDjzy90PNvcrjWEdtWEOpvVBN2-0kDRIqqNKKXbqQk4-6PCio1RJzqhJFyJuZ1QLsgUkW67U/s200/DSC00671.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526077210307601522" /></a><br /><br />I have to say the people in the audience were amazing and I have to thank Ann (who took a bus from Wales at 5am to get to London) for sending me the photos she took of the show! They have prettied up this blog a treat!<br /><br />So all in all a great evening for living our wildest Guilty Pleasures (bloody tube strike aside) maybe I'll see you all there next year.......if your honest with yourselves, you know you want to come!<br /><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked x <br /><br />NB: Ok so I've "shown you mine" now "show me yours". I'd love to hear your Guilty Pleasures - I'm sure you'll agree, sharing is fun my gorgeous "Pleasurites".Guilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-51545636978103916112010-09-19T04:12:00.001-07:002011-01-11T05:43:54.442-08:00Kitchen<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihO1ghvxXROEXxaP_AS4_Z08SKKuTEmAOCAq6zSTJh1sOs695ZtQt3DOjr42gjrsNptWfeaOPwgeoAM3uRbD9o7hNCkYQd9t4XpVJvqbD9cErBLlCZx5zbTM320AL8onnf5ojyVXFGknCh/s1600/Kitchen.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihO1ghvxXROEXxaP_AS4_Z08SKKuTEmAOCAq6zSTJh1sOs695ZtQt3DOjr42gjrsNptWfeaOPwgeoAM3uRbD9o7hNCkYQd9t4XpVJvqbD9cErBLlCZx5zbTM320AL8onnf5ojyVXFGknCh/s320/Kitchen.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518589375686142450" /></a><br /><br />They say you should never meet your heroes...... but I figured Nigella could just abut handle the pressure of being in the presence of Guilty Pleasures for a few moments ;o)<br /><br />The 2nd of September 2010 may have passed most of you by as just another Thursday but for us Domestic Gods and Goddesses it marked the release of the fabulous new book by Nigella Lawson entitled - "Kitchen - Recipies from the Heart of the Home". To quote from the mammouth book itself "Nigella rounds up her kitchen kit must-haves (telling us, too, what equipment we don't need) and highlights individual ingredients - both basic essentials and modern-day life-savers. But above all, she reminds the reader how much pleasure there is to be had in real food, and in reclaiming the traditional rhythms of the kitchen, as she cooks to the beat of the heart of the home, creating simple recipes to make life less complicated..." and if you ask me you just cant argue with that!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2NuPdYVFNqXSfHD_CSjvQe4281RpfmJkiZbTUda2M0V39Ai_XVh7ZsTdixJfEor08v3wwB0794P963Hu9d9WTVV3qEME9wiuz5gmc242U8dqzYYjKUdwaR-31yih6_8MYzFFH52AMjWeE/s1600/IMG00060-20100908-1259.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2NuPdYVFNqXSfHD_CSjvQe4281RpfmJkiZbTUda2M0V39Ai_XVh7ZsTdixJfEor08v3wwB0794P963Hu9d9WTVV3qEME9wiuz5gmc242U8dqzYYjKUdwaR-31yih6_8MYzFFH52AMjWeE/s200/IMG00060-20100908-1259.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518590348154581922" /></a><br /><br />So one week on and I found myself standing 5th in line outside Waterstones Kensington, waiting for the Original Domestic Goddess herself to arrive. In usual Guilty Pleasures style I had panicked, over complicated the journey and found myself arriving almost 2 hours early....however there were people who had arrived at 9am making them 4 hours early and clearly very dedicated (and or mad). Now dont think I attended empty handed, those who have spotted me around the City and "Up West" will know I always carry my amazing ManBag which is usually full of fantastic items of pure un-necessity (no, really...its a bag full of nothing!) but today I had crammed it full of beautiful chocolate swirl cupcakes for Nigella (which I have decided to call Rosario, mainly beacuse there is a beautiful red rose on each but also as I love the maid in Will & Grace).<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgK_pN4A6uI&feature=related<br /><br />So I got to meet a hero and now sit in the GP kitchen slavering over my signed copy of "Kitchen", and Nigella got to eat some fabulous cupcakes (she seemed genuinely touched and said she would enjoy them later). Maybe in years to come she will even arrive two hours early at my booksigning and also bring me a gift........maybe?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFaQioQoAbBCRWGGpSR9rjzoT1dF-ic5pA1j5iD3rYPj2wsEj5unxZQaTf0Aq47HMsRAW43phyphenhyphenxrqE6vQBGRUrncxmYGuo4kF4SN8psnCZbmWgfiyQexU2W1lLE4soVjtMO-txpBPu9yrL/s1600/Rosario2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 367px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFaQioQoAbBCRWGGpSR9rjzoT1dF-ic5pA1j5iD3rYPj2wsEj5unxZQaTf0Aq47HMsRAW43phyphenhyphenxrqE6vQBGRUrncxmYGuo4kF4SN8psnCZbmWgfiyQexU2W1lLE4soVjtMO-txpBPu9yrL/s400/Rosario2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518591900234383890" /></a><br /><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-48764355417812435992010-08-12T11:56:00.000-07:002011-01-11T05:47:31.749-08:00Talking 'bout those Bad Boys.....Guilty Pleasures is "Guest Blogging" over at Mimi Grace today....why dont you stop by and see what we've been talking about? <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk7hXNTYdz9R2ERnlY1g4HExRANGjU_nXNcj8CxBAlbVoR4Rij3IesXBsaO6Kd_Geklt-C3O9WjcjjbIF0xGulTRSCNLdA8xdG_a3aZnIMyprM5AYtx6SyUAkT_6CUOC4j3awE8wJp0sRF/s1600/JPG.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 340px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk7hXNTYdz9R2ERnlY1g4HExRANGjU_nXNcj8CxBAlbVoR4Rij3IesXBsaO6Kd_Geklt-C3O9WjcjjbIF0xGulTRSCNLdA8xdG_a3aZnIMyprM5AYtx6SyUAkT_6CUOC4j3awE8wJp0sRF/s400/JPG.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504607391700342722" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://mimigracemakeupandbeauty.blogspot.com/2010/08/this-is-one-for-boys_5370.html">http://mimigracemakeupandbeauty.blogspot.com/2010/08/this-is-one-for-boys_5370.html</a>Guilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-72012945501640753372010-08-10T05:26:00.000-07:002011-01-11T05:49:04.198-08:00TranquilityThis week I have decided to join the many thousands of people in the UK, indeed the world, in seeing just how much stress I can put myself under before exploding or having some form of (icing) meltdown. <br />So far so good but its only Wednesday and I'm feeling distinctly jittery about how much Ive taken on prior to a much needed holiday. Actually the holiday itself is stressing me out - with all the recent GP Kitchen related experiments I'm convinced I have put on er one or two pounds which have conveniently grouped themselves around my midriff - therefore no Speedos on the beach for me....(the Italians breathe "un sospiro di sollievo...."<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhredoXAcFYfyuq90CgjCUfXCvmizePkyF5A47dk5xISekDOwr9fAU2YxsEQKdPIWmCp_0PGURPEWIo0E9laGvxQ3rasdXDlpi0CldRzcRBGPChnioXsCA1GZXEBhEZlz-7_NFIR2Y7dBMJ/s1600/dgad3.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 210px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhredoXAcFYfyuq90CgjCUfXCvmizePkyF5A47dk5xISekDOwr9fAU2YxsEQKdPIWmCp_0PGURPEWIo0E9laGvxQ3rasdXDlpi0CldRzcRBGPChnioXsCA1GZXEBhEZlz-7_NFIR2Y7dBMJ/s320/dgad3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504224859182645122" /></a><br />So whilst I pile on the work (and pounds) in the office and in the kitchen I'm trying to stay calm and serene by thinking of the times when my friend and I build up the courage to attend our "weekly" yoga class. Since joining last August the classes have become more and more obscure culminating in having to "sway in the wind like a beautiful tree" at the last session! Whilst yoga would appear to be a stress relieving way to tone and strengthen the body we have come to view our classes as stress relieving due to the amount of childish giggling we find unable to hold back. No matter how dreadful we look in a "downward facing dog" or "backwards looking headstanding warrior" there will always be someone else to pass wind or generally make the whole thing more comical and therefore enjoyable - for example nothing will ever beat the day we witnessed Billy Elliot's older sister through the window, twirling and leaping about in the studio prior to our class.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPnCYtUAwagDzBOgUgn_wuQs_UT6rYZaq1rEM8CXI2v49csycBP2V6u9xreZ4UvAO0H7gEfLsFVxUkIqg6lgOiCyN-1Xn9jcl0E9nBWVFfxiylHYHz-8Z2Xi6fXnM3GRdyAOil_AHXW1tz/s1600/billy-elliots-david-alvarez-sara-krulwich.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 233px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPnCYtUAwagDzBOgUgn_wuQs_UT6rYZaq1rEM8CXI2v49csycBP2V6u9xreZ4UvAO0H7gEfLsFVxUkIqg6lgOiCyN-1Xn9jcl0E9nBWVFfxiylHYHz-8Z2Xi6fXnM3GRdyAOil_AHXW1tz/s320/billy-elliots-david-alvarez-sara-krulwich.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504226686155136514" /></a><br />Anyway, I'm talking about my friend and our more erm... occasional, than regular trips to yoga as this week is her birthday (not all week, obviously...) Now, she had decided to order cupcakes and cookies from the Guilty Pleasures Kitchens to help her work colleagues celebrate the day but this was never going to be enough to send <em>me</em> into a stress spiral - oh no sir, so I decided I would also treat her to a decadent birthday surprise.<br />I really wanted this cake to evoke feelings of calm and relaxation, something to be savoured and enjoyed, hence its name, "Tranquility". I would desperately liked to have eaten the entire thing myself and even today the thought of the moist lemon sponge surrounded with cherry scented buttercream is easing those feelings of sheer panic and horror now that I am facing down even more extravagant cakes, a mountain of packing and some truly hideous spreadsheets....<br />I could maybe sneak a small taste, surely that couldn't hurt..after all I have paid for this weeks yoga already so I'm bound to attend....right?<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKXjRBRcc1uUo1Fbl2gT1VhHUL_EckgPPo66QVS-cvwMYYY7Gm9EGkCSuFMV2Qw2Ja7-IAUvj3XYy1F3wadJbKK9W1vlwhEOiHdzVtA0-co5NJ-dC5FUJJYYxzmLdR7RbT_1GY28XIXart/s1600/Tranquility+1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 384px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKXjRBRcc1uUo1Fbl2gT1VhHUL_EckgPPo66QVS-cvwMYYY7Gm9EGkCSuFMV2Qw2Ja7-IAUvj3XYy1F3wadJbKK9W1vlwhEOiHdzVtA0-co5NJ-dC5FUJJYYxzmLdR7RbT_1GY28XIXart/s400/Tranquility+1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504227691007809890" /></a><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-13262697661335249692010-07-01T12:05:00.000-07:002011-01-11T05:50:59.709-08:00Pick A Side!!!We all have our Guilty Pleasures but mine seem to be getting outed recently and the funniest thing is I don’t feel so altogether Guilty about them anymore – after all if we all love John Barrowman its nothing to be ashamed of (is it?) <br />The enjoyment I take from most GP’s (and I’m not talking ER here) I had always assumed was down to some kind of Peter Pan complex (presumably brought about by my Mothers unswerving adoration for Sir Cliff Richard).<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtILCLUg__Ea7KRbCKLAKXgT056UCGPcn0DoNVC985BcdYYydIQf9fNo-NW_VJffRTAh5erSTdXi8dT3zs7yzzQXgXZmlkHArOu9NF8QVfpf-iXzQM-b1BEzPf0YTjbZ0IOivA2NToqB8q/s1600/cliff.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtILCLUg__Ea7KRbCKLAKXgT056UCGPcn0DoNVC985BcdYYydIQf9fNo-NW_VJffRTAh5erSTdXi8dT3zs7yzzQXgXZmlkHArOu9NF8QVfpf-iXzQM-b1BEzPf0YTjbZ0IOivA2NToqB8q/s320/cliff.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489022228471671122" /></a> <br />I’m still instantly cheered up by the music I used to love “back in the day” and if you look at my iTunes you would be horrified (but let’s be honest, not shocked) to find a never ending dirge of retro classics by Steps, Deuce and Tatjana (there is also a bit of Gaga, Paloma Faith and the largest collection of musical theatre (surprise!!!) you have ever seen). So, stupid things make me laugh and Disney on Ice kicks ass but again everyone who is honest with themselves loves these things too which brings me on to my point and ....the cake (finally, you say? Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the Kylie and Danni duet version of Winner Takes It All)!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8udEoLL3HEJvYxiYcjWRaf4dZpKABNQ3L6XbVDUtx73nej8rjs0Gkh7n7cZEPf9Yvm8-ffO9qdt9CLFMkZPp5biDPPDIOkcwFEeZzyfcxyjgl7_JTC4zp60KEC9QK55iMnpk3ky1Lc1wV/s1600/on+ice.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 204px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8udEoLL3HEJvYxiYcjWRaf4dZpKABNQ3L6XbVDUtx73nej8rjs0Gkh7n7cZEPf9Yvm8-ffO9qdt9CLFMkZPp5biDPPDIOkcwFEeZzyfcxyjgl7_JTC4zp60KEC9QK55iMnpk3ky1Lc1wV/s320/on+ice.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489020569649392466" /></a><br />A huge and very much shared (you know who you are...) Guilty Pleasure right now is the whole, very fashionable Vampire thing. I cannot get enough!! True Blood is just brilliant and the only thing keeping me from going to New Orleans immediately is that I have tickets for a screening of Eclipse on Sunday!!<br />Whilst frantically reading through the Short Second Life of Bree Tanner before Sunday (after all she will be in the film for approx 31 seconds) I have even had the time to make my second in the line of Twilight cakes. <br />My very dear friend was turning 30 and I knew this would be a perfect opportunity to get the creative juices flowing again.<br />This time my focus was purely filmatic and without any thought for myself, forced myself to rewatch Twilight and New Moon over and over again just to get the feel right. As you can imagine it’s a real wrench to have to sit through these movies, after all they are not always bare chested! <br />There was never any doubt as to where I wanted to take this cake; I wanted something romantic but also exciting and fairly realistic. This wasn’t going to be easy but after a few hours (on Edward) and 4 and a half minutes on Bella (oh come on who looks at her) the cake started to take shape. <br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWEYjiqcbyk_dx0pmD0ztPJGBob7nT2jyzPrpOU5I_9MNrzcUrwwtmnZzkE1RRTWcmHCnjIlT8NS45siJTrIpwk10MeBNLTCvt2hS6YpyOa-b7we5w7rSZqMd6DjP-QScLq5oecQE6or9E/s1600/Twilight+Meadow+(1).jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 390px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWEYjiqcbyk_dx0pmD0ztPJGBob7nT2jyzPrpOU5I_9MNrzcUrwwtmnZzkE1RRTWcmHCnjIlT8NS45siJTrIpwk10MeBNLTCvt2hS6YpyOa-b7we5w7rSZqMd6DjP-QScLq5oecQE6or9E/s400/Twilight+Meadow+(1).jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489023239158307778" /></a><br />So you think that Edward, lying back seductively sparkling, is magical and mysterious? However the greatest mystery was Edwards disappearance mid party! This gorgeous Twilight creation suddenly became just a cake with an oddly shaped girl on top. We are not sure where he went but in true Vamp style he was located several hours later, reduced to dust, at the bottom of a handbag. Poor, poor Edward...let us kiss it better.<br />So I think it’s time to decide, are you Team Edward, Team Jacob (or Team John.....)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1E1bmD9tqr-zPzrkldvkJ0jh6g30LSSrgLP6VZ4PbcKy9P9W32KYpfQutMBDCnlXpMXnWMzEYf3Jg_feXHRZQx6Qmk2SO6Lqmy6VWCuOrVw8i6P9KXLec58N-FOe636fCEqavQopnyjTw/s1600/edward.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1E1bmD9tqr-zPzrkldvkJ0jh6g30LSSrgLP6VZ4PbcKy9P9W32KYpfQutMBDCnlXpMXnWMzEYf3Jg_feXHRZQx6Qmk2SO6Lqmy6VWCuOrVw8i6P9KXLec58N-FOe636fCEqavQopnyjTw/s320/edward.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489023603666113714" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUMU3-aZpR_Evq4syQ1u8aGWlRlMShfXR31SwW0lueN0ICcxFsrYGx79JcjjhfonBvQGhyphenhyphen4T0lEGB4aL2CFGncDpuIGk9cWTqzGv6WDWdwZDqieKshhFv5pEPUim0CwMOIwOnAvm7SfUs5/s1600/Jacob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 182px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUMU3-aZpR_Evq4syQ1u8aGWlRlMShfXR31SwW0lueN0ICcxFsrYGx79JcjjhfonBvQGhyphenhyphen4T0lEGB4aL2CFGncDpuIGk9cWTqzGv6WDWdwZDqieKshhFv5pEPUim0CwMOIwOnAvm7SfUs5/s320/Jacob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489023730168575906" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPujmsb2TVrf3Z-LUBWIm2WgJWljjnPMwksCMtBZcmIaLvaerF2HXBiXDbQPu6BwGOjFFF8h97frR6aiSJhS3FeKUVcJUfKDH8liiqdjsYgJ01saiFfO_Yf3GiWT5iMs1BxOI6ewE5XqUo/s1600/John.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPujmsb2TVrf3Z-LUBWIm2WgJWljjnPMwksCMtBZcmIaLvaerF2HXBiXDbQPu6BwGOjFFF8h97frR6aiSJhS3FeKUVcJUfKDH8liiqdjsYgJ01saiFfO_Yf3GiWT5iMs1BxOI6ewE5XqUo/s320/John.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489023844026610626" /></a><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-79831038556231207282010-05-21T05:12:00.000-07:002011-01-11T05:52:13.041-08:00"A Stitch (Back) In Time....."I think its fair to say that there have been hundreds of fashion "whys" over the years; Mantyhose (quite literally tights for men), shellsuits (yes I had several), Ugg boots (really, just pick your feet up it's unbearable) and Jodie Marsh.....<br /><br />However the biscuit was well and truely taken during a recent discussion with a colleague regarding a cake for her mothers 80th birthday. As it transpires the mother regularly wore a green <em>knitted</em> swimming costume whilst in her teens. A knitted swimming costume? I can imagine that some "bright" spark may have the rather ingenious idea of a woolen outfit you could wear whilst taking a dip off Margate pier but how would this idea really take off? Surely after watching your fiend walk out of the briney being tailed by a sodden gusset (which incidently doesnt fully emerge from the deep until said friend has walked seven feet from the waters edge) how could you seriously consider one for yourself?!<br />Admittedly its rather chilly in the UK and usually just as bad during the Summer but would a wet, scratchy and still saggy, wooly cozzie keep you any warmer?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNYu89SKFLd07F1pehL7xl2pQkT4-jSDrJFyZ4qICCfki61h-hEo-Nm_Hcxidi_Ec-hZsZl_pRAlhu-X7h9BUIT6RCCPublSpe2duMpBZ3woQIn1w2jyBq-FoV0VMOpNgScWt_8aUq1q7_/s1600/Beach.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNYu89SKFLd07F1pehL7xl2pQkT4-jSDrJFyZ4qICCfki61h-hEo-Nm_Hcxidi_Ec-hZsZl_pRAlhu-X7h9BUIT6RCCPublSpe2duMpBZ3woQIn1w2jyBq-FoV0VMOpNgScWt_8aUq1q7_/s320/Beach.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473737061261551410" /></a><br /><br />Well technicalities aside, we wanted to surprise the birthday girl with the trip down memory lane that had had everyone "in stitches" (sorry..) I needn't have been so worried about the stretched gussets and wayward seaweed, as this swimsuit was worn casually around town and glamourously in the garden rather than pool or indeed sea side. I wanted to take the lady back to her youth and so began working on my fabulously 5o's Glamour Girl in her glorious green knitted bathing suit! I deceided upon the garden theme for this cake and love the bright colours of the flowers and her towel. Just to give it more of a vintage look I went with the heart shaped lips and what 50's siren would be complete without her pink Roberts radio?!<br /><br />Ladies and gentlemen its time for A Stitch (Back) In Time....<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGKARu3SXgSXzWeWOKGBV6B5kBDDujaTysne_I6Hls1sMItsJjdZN_N1BRyhsgEHem9i747BWFFMvpzIzSo3TJFs1gurMKxDv9zPscCxVdUCOKBvaHojlgqys7v15nOmZSCHFUHmO_6FWB/s1600/Knitted.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGKARu3SXgSXzWeWOKGBV6B5kBDDujaTysne_I6Hls1sMItsJjdZN_N1BRyhsgEHem9i747BWFFMvpzIzSo3TJFs1gurMKxDv9zPscCxVdUCOKBvaHojlgqys7v15nOmZSCHFUHmO_6FWB/s400/Knitted.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475561576546616530" /></a><br /><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-69555794093645660902010-05-16T08:03:00.000-07:002011-01-11T05:54:10.568-08:00"Qu'ils mangent de la brioche......"<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfQvjBkQkFiHuU-r9Ix4JX1LsvXx_tzRFbVD_jXgNamWWG0XuTw-YdZGLTp2yiwP6nzz1T5SwsvtOIhf9-ZAHMbwndFPRRKrONJvnbtS4VjwGUwhgsTqfXO4NTDFvD7nu3vDe2yHh6WIxu/s1600/madonna-as-marie-antoinette-1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 280px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 291px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471902794384188722" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfQvjBkQkFiHuU-r9Ix4JX1LsvXx_tzRFbVD_jXgNamWWG0XuTw-YdZGLTp2yiwP6nzz1T5SwsvtOIhf9-ZAHMbwndFPRRKrONJvnbtS4VjwGUwhgsTqfXO4NTDFvD7nu3vDe2yHh6WIxu/s320/madonna-as-marie-antoinette-1.jpg" /></a><br />Ok, so I’m not here to judge and I’m not here to bicker over who actually said what, but this really has to be one of the most influential quotes I have ever heard!<br />Picture the scene; it’s 1792 and you’re a young, beautiful queen lounging delicately over an elegant Louis Quinze banquette (granted, less imagination is required by some for this ...). Your sipping Pernod and nibbling on Ladurée Macaroons (mmm ok, I agree this is a big stretch as we are ahead of our time now by 100 years, Ladurée opened their first bakery at 16 Rue Royale, Paris in 1862 - we are never too old to learn my dears). So, back to our banquette. ...<br />It’s been a perfectly lovely afternoon tripping around the Tuileries Palace, playing with small puppies and having your wig blow dried but just as you pop another almondy treat into your perfectly rouged mouth, Cosette (your Lady in Waiting) bursts through the doors at such a speed she nearly breaks the heels on her Louboutins (you may have noticed I have now given up being factually accurate by this point, after all I’m an artiste not a history teacher....)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGd6x3qyLHuKtZIM3RXXGQZEkXaYa-zZr1y63QhbE5ha5oHh85rVtuUiOfi2Ocqr4hUZHPOzoGsWiXjmw-kMul_ugQJO-jtg5nWhMI_CuPWP9EHwMVAvINtG9XaukClZUzmenU77BpRqlo/s1600/christian-louboutin-marie-antoinette-shoes-4.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 274px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471902899657781186" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGd6x3qyLHuKtZIM3RXXGQZEkXaYa-zZr1y63QhbE5ha5oHh85rVtuUiOfi2Ocqr4hUZHPOzoGsWiXjmw-kMul_ugQJO-jtg5nWhMI_CuPWP9EHwMVAvINtG9XaukClZUzmenU77BpRqlo/s320/christian-louboutin-marie-antoinette-shoes-4.jpg" /></a><br />"A mob of terrifying aspect” has broken into the Palace grounds and is heading straight for your drawing room, Cosette wails.<br />So what would you do? Faced with certain death and humiliation (but with the flip side of a more central Paris view from La Bastille...) would you run or just look for your petite livre of famous quotes and quip the scoundrels as they burst in with flaming torches? Well whether it was uttered by Marie Antoinette or not the very idea of keeping your head whilst the great unwashed are breaking through the garden gates and bludgeoning the staff I think it would make you feel so much better to tell the blighters “Qu'ils mangent de la brioche......<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhstdb2ULbMQvurraeguxEntsNaSkNyP7BrhF1WPsgbFJQLvKPAxfReWQ9S-7j2-x-tY5toZ2MWwNZTA5O2Mp_Qu8PCxQ894HB9g2SsDVveopZZlOr6xI_nqC3ERZRFked8PowXVDu56sVM/s1600/film_tessa_marie_antoinette.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 237px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhstdb2ULbMQvurraeguxEntsNaSkNyP7BrhF1WPsgbFJQLvKPAxfReWQ9S-7j2-x-tY5toZ2MWwNZTA5O2Mp_Qu8PCxQ894HB9g2SsDVveopZZlOr6xI_nqC3ERZRFked8PowXVDu56sVM/s320/film_tessa_marie_antoinette.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471909263703230642" /></a><br />As a respectful homage to Marie (I'm fairly sure we'd be on first name terms by this point) and of course as a thank you too, after all, no revolution would mean no Les Mis and what would the West End be without this juggernaut of theatre, which is now almost as old as me, turning out hundreds of sobbing punters every night onto our rain soaked streets? So on this “relaxing” weekend of mine I have decided to create some beautiful cupcakes based on my vast historical knowledge (ahem) and all things French.<br />Se faire plaisir,<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgF4XiyIHeNKtSvDwwmkWaplPUEUQ5hUXdnyFFfetoTpIrcC3J0InZSug_gqhZfQJ2YkUZeUjZPOrZytgu_Op6N9ZmJ-rHJruyscCOJiFQzc9WcO58b9w-Gfh4Yy76U9WELzxmMzrq5MJ-k/s1600/Marie1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 380px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471903696223328194" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgF4XiyIHeNKtSvDwwmkWaplPUEUQ5hUXdnyFFfetoTpIrcC3J0InZSug_gqhZfQJ2YkUZeUjZPOrZytgu_Op6N9ZmJ-rHJruyscCOJiFQzc9WcO58b9w-Gfh4Yy76U9WELzxmMzrq5MJ-k/s400/Marie1.jpg" /></a><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked x </div>Guilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-65174123019048973352010-05-10T12:28:00.000-07:002011-01-11T05:55:40.406-08:00Time for Tea (1940's)This seemed like it was going to be a true Guilty Pleasure from the outset, a former Land Girl was turning 90 and I had been asked to create something exciting to mark the occasion. “How exciting indeed” I thought with images of tanks, Marines, The Windmill and burly GI’s flashing before my very eyes. BUT, how could this be made more appropriate for someone with a few more years and in fact more class than I?<br />How indeed...<br />I had a further chat with a friend of the client who had suggested that since our former LG loved cakes, maybe a modern shop front filled with cakes, rather than focussing on the past would be a good starting point, and for a while it was...<br />The more I thought about this project the more I couldn’t get a certain image out of my mind. If you search for Miss Polly Rae on the web the same, incredibly striking photo always seems to be listed first. Dressed in what I imagine all Land Girls worth their salt to have been wearing (although on reflection, a bustier and hold-ups would be terribly impractical for picking your way through the “Blitzed” streets of London, especially during a blackout), Miss Rae stands triumphantly (and saucily) before burning planes and a battleship. I was desperate to use this as my starting point but it’s a battleship not a “Battenberg”.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigg56UE02qZrT5b7vZWe_Vl4aFyYgm6a0JjEdb_djEJRtRy-WaPfz3q2dHbqFiMVzoY8iPWsGhgxkdXEBCvoAgiCC9lCL4Rgd1waVpjVbsOpwu0vBZo-_r_zjtDeEhRhFUCg4Mrq1KAEi3/s1600/polly-rae-oxcgn.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 196px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigg56UE02qZrT5b7vZWe_Vl4aFyYgm6a0JjEdb_djEJRtRy-WaPfz3q2dHbqFiMVzoY8iPWsGhgxkdXEBCvoAgiCC9lCL4Rgd1waVpjVbsOpwu0vBZo-_r_zjtDeEhRhFUCg4Mrq1KAEi3/s320/polly-rae-oxcgn.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469725922099641586" /></a><br />It wasn’t until the day I ventured out of my glamorous central London apartment for baking supplies that I really started to get a feel for this Guilty Pleasure. Within my first few paces I had my first flash of inspiration (if this was a movie there would have been sounds of German planes overhead and some very dramatic music). The builders have moved in opposite and started to demolish an old 70s maisonette block –leaving behind half walls and debris. It was (and still is today...)exceptionally beautiful.<br />Turning the corner onto a quiet residential street I was happily mapping out my trip around the store and feeling quite glad that there was a tiny fraction of sun peeking through the dismal skies. When I looked up I noticed three sad looking flags tied into a tree, the leftovers of last summer’s street party. <br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWZ0Sk6Fq9mYrKpV7LhW9QOvAil7zSVnFsimEdfGxTuR-VMbrXzZ38fpSsLk3rYXoJICd87FMg1-veQDwoHip8IruXxfOiAfc5y7OnLTih1CYiTboeShEMkWgkIKOoo1uQL9jvRZdSB3Qm/s1600/photo.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWZ0Sk6Fq9mYrKpV7LhW9QOvAil7zSVnFsimEdfGxTuR-VMbrXzZ38fpSsLk3rYXoJICd87FMg1-veQDwoHip8IruXxfOiAfc5y7OnLTih1CYiTboeShEMkWgkIKOoo1uQL9jvRZdSB3Qm/s320/photo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469726467737110386" /></a><br />I couldn’t have been more inspired by this point and with a determined nod (to myself, of course, it wouldn’t do to start acting crazy in such a cute little street) - I had finally cracked this. My cake would be a smashing tribute to cakes and to the Land Girls! <br />With a few extra touches, such as the “Keep Calm and Carry On” poster, radio and Union Jack bunting I hope I have captured the spirit of the times and made someone very happy in the process.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-j2hmNrlzWA6c-F8bsqdl2uq14GDQjQBb8lApki3K_I2kvc5aiZcKcbPdfKxMz9OZZj1cGHsL_tZT0ueCFZ0_vzrCYiVwzLBg9jYXq1y_cjLSlHqmyMaO7AWG97mpMMN-3LFQ4kXxkFZR/s1600/1940s+Time+for+Tea+(1).jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 317px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-j2hmNrlzWA6c-F8bsqdl2uq14GDQjQBb8lApki3K_I2kvc5aiZcKcbPdfKxMz9OZZj1cGHsL_tZT0ueCFZ0_vzrCYiVwzLBg9jYXq1y_cjLSlHqmyMaO7AWG97mpMMN-3LFQ4kXxkFZR/s320/1940s+Time+for+Tea+(1).jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469726988123697730" /></a><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284977476401798231.post-33443070158049761482010-05-07T05:42:00.000-07:002011-01-11T05:56:47.329-08:00Backstage...With so much going on this week I have already found myself behind with my Blog before I've even begun......<br /><br />I was recently asked by a regular Guilty Pleasures habitué to design something fabulous for a Hen party she would be attending in Brighton. I knew right off that I wanted to steer away from the usual Hen fare of handcuffs and L-Plates - if this was going to be a real Guilty Pleasure I would have to start at the bottom (quite literally) and see where the mood would take me.<br /><br />I needed inspiring, I needed a muse but most of all I needed a night out! A few days after the initial consultation, I rounded up a group of exciting chums for a GP Theatre Trip and very soon found ourselves in some marvellous seats at Priscilla The Musical at the Palace Theatre, London.<br /><br />http://www.priscillathemusical.co.uk<br /><br />Well I was looking for inspiration and found it in spades, amazing costumes, feathers, boobs, bums and muscular thighs. Not only was this the most inspiring show for this particular cake it was a blindingly fun night out for our group. Somehow, one costume stuck in my mind (and there were hundreds! Actually on a culinary theme I should mention the 6 drag queens dressed as lime green cupcakes, spinning to a fabulously disco MacArthur Park)! Anyway, during an outback inspired "I Will Survive" Bernadette shows her travelling companions how to lip-synch with all the gusto and glamour of a former "Les Girl", wearing an amazing leopard print jumpsuit which got me thinking about the basis of the Hen cake....<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCLauIEmt6Hh00Z-2nm5-nD-YI7Gca37nZyMO48lPjTY3HOBwtHNOJ4BbW-Aol3gmjxK02J1Z2F1jjs2VLC2e3pX3pYmF5gX8qGDCxMeRcTOkDkwpux1wHYfkAGUMLHhHwUI7BZhyT_QE4/s1600/Priscilla.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCLauIEmt6Hh00Z-2nm5-nD-YI7Gca37nZyMO48lPjTY3HOBwtHNOJ4BbW-Aol3gmjxK02J1Z2F1jjs2VLC2e3pX3pYmF5gX8qGDCxMeRcTOkDkwpux1wHYfkAGUMLHhHwUI7BZhyT_QE4/s320/Priscilla.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468514289088210530" /></a><br /><br />Now I had the more than enough material to work with and decided to hand paint leopard print onto my cake and trim with black marabou for an extravagant look. Then it was back to the biggest "What" of all. Just what could top this creation with all the style and panache befitting of me? Ok so no L-Plates and no handcuffs and definitely no saggy condom festooned veils...well that only leaves one thing for a Hen Party;<br />Hot...<br />Naked.... <br />Guys! <br /><br />So Ladies and Gentlemen I proudly present "Backstage, with Sonny, Rod and Marco"<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4WoVMf5ApdTuTKszuGSgzpqfM82MBIeict2vSq7KxmOccZGlv3G8YUHdhisBoi3rezGE8yIpUB7Yh5xx3PyCJ1uf-rtAtw1efdtgx1TfeLRyAx_ccrHVeBYjq6JBYCIfTCO5tTeizpK6g/s1600/Backstage1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4WoVMf5ApdTuTKszuGSgzpqfM82MBIeict2vSq7KxmOccZGlv3G8YUHdhisBoi3rezGE8yIpUB7Yh5xx3PyCJ1uf-rtAtw1efdtgx1TfeLRyAx_ccrHVeBYjq6JBYCIfTCO5tTeizpK6g/s320/Backstage1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468624501232060146" /></a><br /><br />And now it’s onto the next.....I’m afraid my dears there can be no rest for the decadently wicked xGuilty Pleasureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04780889450158959480noreply@blogger.com3